Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Shadow the jabs Derek in the leg with a big purple needle.*

Spider bites can be nasty things.

*Fine Melody goes rolling down the stairs.*

Derek-" YAHHHH!!!"
*As soon as the needle goes in, his arm flies out and punches Shadow in the arm.*
>_< Derek-" You butthole, that hurt!"

*Rose is patiently waiting for Melody to come back with the medicine. All the while, he's keeping watch. Pitch in or GTFO Liz.*

*Shadow yells and falls back against the wall.*

*Melody stands up brushing the dust off herself as she looks around the dark dusty room. She frowns when she see selfs lined with all sorts of things. She sighs and starts reading the labels.*

*Derek gets up and starts poking Shadow in the belly with his finger nail.*
Derek-" I should poke you with an oversized needle and see how you like it. How about that, huh baby? I'm so painting your teeth green when you fall asleep tonight..."

*A deep growl comes from the darkness behind Melody. An Umbreon is laying on the ground, watching Melody as she sifts through the poisons. It has a metal mask stretching from its nose to its lower belly, signaling that it's used to living in hazardous environments.*

*Melody turns as she hears the Umbreon growl her dagger in her paw.*

Melody: Ah maybe you can help me find what I need.

Sorry didn't mean to hurt you.

Umbreon-" ....Name...."

>_> Derek-" Well what did you think a needle would do, huh?"
*He's currently nose to nose with her, and poking her right in the area that should be hurting her.*

Melody: Melody. I don't normally come to this base but I need to restock on some stuff for my next job.

*Shadow winces in pain.*

I was jut trying to give you the antidote.

*The Umbreon points to the poison labels where their names are.*
Umbreon-" ...Name..."

*Derek picks up the mostly empty needle, breaks it in half, dumps its contents all over a stick of black lipstick, and then smears a bit on Shadow's lips.*
Derek-" Try oral application next time. It works near as well."

Melody: Oh name of what I'm looking for. B9-482.

Faster it gets in your bloodstream the better.

*The Umbreon shakes its head while staring at Melody.*
Umbreon-" ...No..."

Derek-" ...I'm about to turn you over my leg."
*Just as he goes to grab her leg to make his threat seem real, he gets distracted. A very immature Glaceon is rolling around on a ball 3 times the size of his body, refusing to let go even though it's crushing him every time it rolls.*
@_@ Chris-" Pretty...."

Melody: No?

......What is Chris doing?

Derek-" Being stupid."
*He's already flipped Shadow over onto her belly and is how sitting down on her back to squish her.*

Umbreon-" ...Leave..."

Melody: I really need that stuff tell me why I can't have it.

Hey get off that hurts!

*The Umbreon points over to the part of the shelves that says B9-482. The slot is empty, meaning the last of the liquid has been used up already.*
Umbreon-" ...Leave..."

Derek-" Say please and then tell me how much you love me."
*He pulls out a stapler, clicks it a few times in front of her face so she can see it, then starts moving it down to pinch her bottom with it.*

Melody: And you have no extra hidden away?

Please get off me.

*Derek gets off, but because Shadow didn't profess her love, he staples her bottom.*
Derek-" Bad gremlin doesn't get any gremmy treats tonight."

Umbreon-" ...No..."
*But he does, for the right price.*

*And she was going to as soon as he let her up but for being mean she yells and yanks the staple out before running off crying.*

*Melody holds out 500 Poke.*

Melody: Half now other half if you get me the stuff.

Derek-" I'm caught on her collar!"
*He gets dragged along the ground after holding onto Shadow's arm. He even manages to pop Chris' ball along the way with his foot. Chris plops down on the ground and gets a ;-; face as he holds the few pieces left of this ball.*
Chris-" No go pop..."

*The Umbreon reaches into the metal contraption running along the length of his body and pulls out a yellow vial, tossing it to Melody near immediately.*

*After catching the bottle and checking the label she tosses him a pouch with the 1,000 Poke to him. She waits till he finishes counting the coins and heads upstairs to Rose.*

Melody: Got it.

*Suddenly a wig appears on Chris and a bowl appears in front of him. Then slowly Popcorn lowers himself from the ceiling.*

*Shadow runs into the bedroom and dives under the bed.*

*Derek slams his head into the side of the bed and slumps to the floor, limp.*

@_@ Chris-" Food?"

*Rose is leaning against the side of the doorway, looking at the closed door for the interrogation rooms.*
Rose-" I still feel bad for her..."