PMDS RP Gen 2

Zym-"I need to get away from these weirdos..."
His stomach jerks forward.
Zym-" ._. The baby is kicking...?"

*A shadowy claw roughly twice the size of Zym's starts reaching outwards from his stomach, hovering just an inch off of his fur. As it pushes outwards, it turns as to grab Zym by the neck and strangle him.*

Zym screens and starts smacking the hand with a frying pan...yeah he keeps one on him at all times.

*The hand eventually jerks him off to the ground and starts bearing down on his throat to choke him out. As it does though, it weakens. Realizing that it can't do anything severe to him without hurting itself, it lets go. It points straight up and disappears back into Zym's stomach, leaving only a spiked seal around his belly button, below the fur. The only thing visible through Zym's thick gray fur are a few dark patches, which could easily be mistake for discoloring and aging fur.*

*Shadow who had dozed off on Zym's head is awakened by all the notices and manages to wake up in time to catch site of the shadowy hand and get a 0-0 face.*

Shadow: W-what just happened?

Zym growls and throws the fruit pan at director pollo.
Zym-"I am not aging you insensitive jerk!! Oh good morning shadow..." ._.

Shadow: You and Melody should team up later in the rp Pollo has been saying the same stuff. Anyway morning and what was that I just saw?

Zym-"I think I'm pregnant." ._.

*Sam puts her paw to her lips and whistles loudly.*
Sam-" Come on! I have all the junk you wanted!"

Zym hops up and grabs Shadow before heading out to Sam.
Zym-"That was faster than I expected...why is there a dead octillary here...?"

Sam-" So I could do this."
*She grabs it and squeezes it to squirt black ink into Zym's hair. She squeaks out a giggle before disappearing into the shed.*

Zym wipes the ink off before growling and grabbing the supplies and following her into the shed.
Zym-"Do that again, and I will bury you alive." =_= " Now let's get started..."

*Sam crawls out from under a box and hugs Zym's foot.*
Sam-" Sorta like how I buried that Bidoof alive? He's probably been down there for almost a month... I almost feel sorry for him."

Zym-"But you don't feel sorry for anyone..." ._.
He starts placing everything together. The beakers and test tubes and such.

Sam-" I said almost. He deserved it as much as you do."
*She crawls up his leg, through his chest fur, and lays belly down on his nose. She wags her tail across his eyes as she watches him work.*
Sam-" So how's this thing going to work?"

Zym-"It's going to mix everything together very slowly...mix it all too fast and it will explode...I lost my eyebrows last time I did this..." ;-;

Shadow: Sounds fun lets try it and see if you lose them again.

Zym-"I know for a fact you gremlins have fur somewhere and I will pluck it from you if you mess this up." >_>

Shadow: the only fur I have is from when I shaved your back a few months ago.

Zym-"Can you say 'I'm a football?'"