PMDS RP Gen 2

*Sam walks into Kane's lab, carrying Lilly by the tails. She heads right for the band saw and pushes Lilly down onto the table. Kicking a button with her foot, she cuts on the saw and lines the blade up with Lilly's neck.*
Sam-" Hey Kane, want to see the show?!"

Kane-"O_o Sam that's for medical purpose and cutting my steak! Don't be getting fix bloo all over it!"
*He dives forward and jerks the plug from the wall*
Kane-"Enough Sam! I doubt that is Lilly! Even if it was, I dont think she even recognizes you!"

Vinny flies in and screeches loudly.

Vinny-"What's wrong with you?! Don't hurt Lilly!"

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Sam-" What are you talking about? She's been whimpering the whole time. She knows what she did, and she's just too scared to say anything."
*She holds Lilly up by the shoulders and glares into her eyes.*
Sam-" Why did you do that to me?!"

Kane-"Im near 100% sure that anyone who's being dangled in front of sharp weapons and threatens with Death will react this way Sam." ._.;

Sam-" ...Fine. I'll reason first."
*She pulls out a pair of scissors and pulls on one of Lilly's tails.*
Sam-" Cut them off one by one until she tells me why she did what she did?"

Kane-"No, that's bad...how about a lie detector test? I built a special one a few years back to keep shadow from lying to me about drinking my stuff."
*He walks over and pops open a large trunk and digging into it, tossing out many different failed inventions of his before coming out with a metal helmet with a car battery strapped to the top*
Kane-"Put it on. I'll show you how it works."

*Sam just stares at the car battery for a second before slowly slipping it on her own head.*
Sam-" Is this thing going to hurt? If so, I'm all for putting it on the little fox."

Kane-"Tell me how much I'm awesome and that you love me. If your lying it'll send about 5000 volts to your head." ^~^

Sam-" You're not awesome. You're a piggy little pathetic dog who can't even get into a steady relationship with a woman. You always say something stupid that screws it up. In fact, the only deep relationship you're ever going to be in with a woman is a Staraptor exploring your rectum with Seviper toys. You should feel lucky though. At least when you tell women you're higher up on the food chain than they are, they don't kill you on the spot. And I love you enough to stick a hunting knife down your throat and shake you until it pops out somewhere else."
*She closes her eyes, smiles, and flips Kane off.*

Grace who was listening has a @_@ face.

Grace-"Nothing's changed...hasn't it?"

Kane-"That's new? I thought that was a given." :|
*He walks over and flicks on the device before stepping back*
Kane-"Hm, let's try something. True or false, your disrespectful behavior towards just about everyone is because your fathe payed little to no attention to you as a child. Your doing it now because you like the attention."

Sam-" False and true. My dad gave me a lot of attention as a child. I act the way I do for the attention. I act the way I do because I was abandoned by my husband, daughter, had to put up with the worst son in history, had my heart broken by a Poochyena with a superiority complex, had to live in fear because my sister ate things that were my size... and because I don't want to be like my mother. She's nice, but a whore. I'm the opposite."
*She taps the helmet.*
Sam-" Does Kane have a tiny penis? Yes."
*No zap.*
:D

Kane-"Figures you would know, you have slept with just about every guy in this cave."

*Sam puckers her lips at Kane in a smooch.*
Sam-" Only Garret babe. I don't consider paw play with Alia sleeping."
*She takes the helmet off, then crams it on Lilly's head.*

Grace-"Such colourful language...How lovely..." >.>

Kane-"I'm surprised it didn't go off. Take your kid when you leave. Thing is immortal thanks to you." :|

*Sam shrugs.*
Sam-" I know the solution to immortality. I can get rid of him."
*She whistles to the kid, then points to Kane's tail.*
Sam-" Bite."

*The little kid leaps up and bites down on his tail*
KAne-"Get him off Sam...GET HIM OFF!" >_<
*And like the idiot he is, he starts chasing his tail*

Grace-"Wow...how amusing." >.>

She turns around, sighing.