The Psychiatric Ward

what made you say wow? did i say something either increadibly stupid or something made of epic win? if i did either of those two, i demand a piece of candy for aformentioned acts.

XD both derek both

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i always do enjoy a nice epic win every once in a while. from what i've observed in the past few months, the only time i ever gain an epic win is when i make an attempt to put some quality into my posts such as i've done with my previous ones. i'm considering doing this more often if you all dont mind reading through line after line of mindless jabber that flies from my small yet increadiby active mind

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wait... did i just call my self stupid again...? i really have to stop pointing out what should be clearly obveous to anyone that takes time to read anything posted by me...

lol that's so true Derek.

u didnt call urself stupid u called me stupid XP

true? i made several points in my previous post. i must ask that you be more specific as to what i said was true :P
~the hobo outside walmart
~that i deserve candy
~epic win being contained in longer posts that are more thought out
~that i need to stop calling myself stupid

take your pick from any of the above. don't forget, you can chose more than one but if you pick more than 2, you're getting a spanking while your older sister gets a pony with magical beams of fruity goodness flying from its butt every time it makes a noise.

Options 3 and 4 are true.

boi, i better deserve some damn candy or im changing my appitete from small bits of delicious, sugary morsils to baked bits of cookie D<

you might wanna start running before i adopt the ways that my great grandparents used to get things done. i'll give you a hint, it involves a shotgun and someone getting a leg blown off. you have 10 seconds
10... 7... 4... 8... monkey poo with chocolate chips... 1...

I pick all four.

*Runs away in a cloud of cinnamon dust.*

*gets out a beer and a nascar hat. puts in a pair of fake teeth making it appear as if i only have one tooth left. this, in turn, makes me look like the most redneckish person ever. gets out the shotgun with a belt tied onto the end. spins around, smacking jack on the bottom with the belt and aims at will with the business end of the boom stick*
i got you now you lil sumna' b*tch
*fires a round of bird shot at will's right leg, blowing it all to hell*

*Falls over, marshmellow filling falling out.*
OW!? I'm bleeding!

*walks over and pokes the marshmallow filling with the smoking barrel of the shotgun*
ya know, i have a pretty good idea who would enjoy this.... SAMANTHA!
*sam runs up and tackles will, eating away at his bleeding leg and the marshmallow filling. her fur is soon covered in the sticky, white goodness that flows from will*
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go ahead, make all your perverted jokes about what i just said

XD
Flowing white goodness! ROFL XD

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i knew your dirty mind would not only understand that joke but actually find it funny. you sicken me will

Oh well Derek, we find humor in the same things. :3

i highly doubt that will. you may think i find somethings funny when im actually discusted by them. your knowledge of me is based off of nothing but a pile of lies told by me in an attempt to keep my real life private. :3

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I really hate it when people do that...

what? lie to you? tell you what you want to hear just to obtain something of value in return? i'm sure i have lied at times but its really nothing so major that i can even remember it

Oh. Then no worries.