The Psychiatric Ward

Not epic enough to have a zombie invasion, a meteor land outside of your house, a bee-like alien, hippies as enemies, cranky old ladies as enemies, annoying cops as enemies, or drunk guys as enemies. =/

Not epic enough to have Twoson in it, or a monkey that teaches you how to teleport. Not epic enough to have the Cave of the Past. Not epic enough to have a main protagonist with insane amounts of HP and PP. Not epic enough to let you name your own characters. Not epic enough to have a final boss that you don't directly fight.

Not epic enough, Derek. 8D

« Last edited by Star_Meteor_Dragon on 22nd Dec 2009 »

I'm the definition of epic.

Done.

Gabby won that award, Jack! D8

I won it longer than you. D:
Wait....

Most Epic Male:Jack
Most Epic Female:Gabby

Problem solved.

Gabby, Dead Space is epic. Just look at the above pictures. It IS one of the only games that has EVER managed to scare me... and its probably the only game that ever will. To this day, I refuse to play it because I don't want to have any bad dreams. Call me a big baby if you will but game be scary is a good way =/

Not epic enough to have a zombie invasion- They're called Necromorphs, not zombies. They're 5x as good as any zombie would ever be

a meteor land outside of your house- Who needs that when they're are millions of meteors floating outside the mining ship you're in... and they bust through the hull every so often making things get weird...

a bee-like alien- Brute FTW

hippies as enemies- Jacked up cult people that wish to infect the entire human race and turn them all into Necromorphs

cranky old ladies as enemies- I know some of those necromorphs had something hanging off their chest. They were, in fact, cranky old ladies with razor sharp spikes on their arms

annoying cops as enemies- Who needs cops when the entire population on that ship is trying to kill you?

drunk guys as enemies- See previous answer

to have Twoson in it- USG Ishimura over twoson any day

a moonkey that teaches you how to teleport- You got me on that one Gabbis, crazy teleporting monkey FTW

Not epic enough to have the Cave of the Past- There's a pillar in that place that makes anyone near it have hallucinations of past lovers. To have such a strong mental breakdown that you actually interact with a figment of your imagination. for the main character in this game, it was his dead wife, Nicole. She followed you around the ENTIRE game and she wasn't really there... at all. Who needs some cave when you get these creepy visions of the past?

Not epic enough to have a main protagonist with insane amounts of HP and PP- You're right, in this game, you're given barely anything. Your health is low and equipment even lower. This isn't some jolly little fancy game, its survive or be torn to shreds. If you were given HP and PP in this game, it would be far too easy. Low survival rate FTW

Not epic enough to let you name your own characters- Yeah, because you only get one character in this game. Naming him something different would mess with the game far too much and really... just ruin it.

Not epic enough to have a final boss that you don't directly fight- Because you DO have to fight the hive mind, and let me tell ya, he ain't on push over. He will pick you up and rip you limb from limb like you were just a rag doll. If you didn't get to fight him directly, I would be greatly disappointed in the game.

I like the solution to that problem.

It's my favorite solution.

oyabtw, more fangirls for me. |3

o_O;;
What did I miss while I was trying to type that up...?

We were seeing who was the most epic person. Me and Gabby tied. :P

;_;
And I had no chance in it... I hate being non-epic

Jolly little fancy game or no, it's still worth playing and epic in that it stupendously defies every rule set by other RPG's. Besides, NOA came out and said it with its slogan. "This game stinks". And it does. It stinks. No game stinks more than it does. But, thing is, it's a good stink. A skunk kind of stink. The kind that smells so bad, once you get it, you don't forget. it's an unforgetable, enjoyable, cutesy, weird game that takes place in 199X.

The one NOA just doesn't care for. D;

Because you win 3rd for Most Crazy.

>.>
I've been warned not to ever play that game, Gabby

...Then who's 1 and 2?
and 258 at that

Let me check.

...

Me and Gabby tied in that one too. D:

And Filip got 258th. |3

XD
That means he loses big time
qwert

Yeah, it's crazy for you to handle.

But you're playing its less-crazy, relatively dark sequel. The number one game that people want to be released worldwide. The one called M3. Don't call it EB II, I doubt it'll be EB II anytime soon. D;

EB has a really sad story, too. It had one of the biggest, if not THE biggest box for a SNES game ever, as well as a commercial. I hear that commercials for games were still pretty rare when it came out. But barely anyone bought it. People didn't start realizing how good a game it is until several yhears later. It was too late. D;

x__X
Gabby... you're making my head hurt again with all this talk of crazy winish games...

To sum it up: NOA must get an EB-lovin' pres. :S

That would be epic.

And you're still going on with this stuff D;
*Head blows up*