The Psychiatric Ward

Hey gamemaster, not much.

Huh... I'm only 20 lbs heavier than you... Glai

man! I gtg to bed soon. I hate school!

We all hate it... in fact, I have to go back Tuesday =/

So do I. *sigh*

Ok, Derek.

Anyone wanna rp on PL?

Forgoten_Scars said:

Craiz, I may act like an idiot but I am FAR from one

Gabby, I'm sure I could find a way to tie that messy hair around your tongue so you couldn't talk :3

Oh, yeah, and then I can visualize a scenario:

Mom: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DRUNK DOING AT MY HOUSE!?"
Stepdad: *Smiles and stares longingly at Derek's beer*
Me: "OhaithurDerekyoupursun." :D

I have a feeling that my mom will assume you're drunk if you carry beer and suddenly show up at our front door. :S

Sorry Glai, busy going through the forums. I would like to get to 1K before the day ends

Your first 1k?

No problem Derek.

Star_Meteor_Dragon said:

Oh, yeah, and then I can visualize a scenario:

Mom: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DRUNK DOING AT MY HOUSE!?"
Stepdad: *Smiles and stares longingly at Derek's beer*
Me: "OhaithurDerekyoupursun." :D

I have a feeling that my mom will assume you're drunk if you carry beer and suddenly show up at our front door. :S

Lets continue that visualization:
*I flip the mom the bird and put my free hand in Gabby's face to shut her up as I walk in. I hand the dad a 6 pack of cold beers and sit down by him, enjoying the refreshing taste of them. We chat for a little while as Gabby keeps poking the back of my head with a spork. I eventually get mad and cuss her out. Mom calls the cops and I spend the next 6 weeks in jail as the charges continue to pile up*

I dun no get to break you out?

I don't think you wanna meet me cause of my evil parents.

Your parents may be mean but I doubt they're evil. Only my parents are allowed to be evil :3

No Lexi's parents are evil. Or were evil. My parents are too old

Forgoten_Scars said:

Star_Meteor_Dragon said:

Oh, yeah, and then I can visualize a scenario:

Mom: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DRUNK DOING AT MY HOUSE!?"
Stepdad: *Smiles and stares longingly at Derek's beer*
Me: "OhaithurDerekyoupursun." :D

I have a feeling that my mom will assume you're drunk if you carry beer and suddenly show up at our front door. :S

Lets continue that visualization:
*I flip the mom the bird and put my free hand in Gabby's face to shut her up as I walk in. I hand the dad a 6 pack of cold beers and sit down by him, enjoying the refreshing taste of them. We chat for a little while as Gabby keeps poking the back of my head with a spork. I eventually get mad and cuss her out. Mom calls the cops and I spend the next 6 weeks in jail as the charges continue to pile up*

Then, that Sunday, I visit you in jail. I start to attack you with words, rocks, and rotten bacon. Then I start nagging you like an old lady until the hour's up. Then later that night, I break you out and make you owe me forevers. I congratulate you for visiting Vegas AND a Vegas jail. Then I tell you to GTFO and continue nagging you on how much nicer you could've been to my family. But then I praise you for doing the thing to my mom that I always wanted to do. I take you to a bar. Then, when you've had one too many, I trick you into giving me all the money in your pocket. Then I go on a shopping spree while you get yourself into trouble again. Day ends and a happy Gabby has all these new video games to keep her entertained, while Derek is back in jail. Everyone wins.

THE END.

« Last edited by Star_Meteor_Dragon on 3rd Jan 2010 »

They ain't mean, really...they're quite nice, but very irrational.

I just bookmarked this page, by the by. x3

Lol

I bust derek out and drop him New York

Star_Meteor_Dragon said:

Then, that Sunday, I visit you in jail. I start to attack you with words, rocks, and rotten bacon. Then I start nagging you like an old lady until the hour's up. Then later that night, I break you out and make you owe me forevers. I congratulate you for visiting Vegas AND a Vegas jail. Then I tell you to GTFO and continue nagging you on how much nicer you could've been to my family. But then I praise you for doing the thing to my mom that I always wanted to do. I take you to a bar. Then, when you've had one too many, I trick you into giving me all the money in your pocket. Then I go on a shopping spree while you get yourself into trouble again. Day ends and a happy Gabby has all these new video games to keep her entertained, while Derek is back in jail. Everyone wins.

THE END.

Lets continue that story:

A few weeks later, you find that someone is knocking on your front door while you happily play your new video games. While yelling at your mother to open the door, the knocking continues, getting louder and louder with every passing moment. After getting to such a point that you can't take it anymore, you finally decide to pause the game and see who it is making all the racket. Opening the door, you yell at the top of your lungs 'STFU' without even seeing who it is. Before you can even open your eyes, a needle gets stuck into your neck, instantly knocking you out due to the morphine inside. After hearing that your yelling has stopped, your mother gets slightly happy for a few short moments before realizing that something must be wrong. As her and your dad come to the door, they find the hallway outside empty with the door wide open. The only thing they can find is a small needle laying on the ground. After a few hours, you wake up, tied to a pole in the middle of the desert. You scream at the top of your lungs but soon realize there's no one around to help. The only sound you can hear is a chuckling coming from behind you. You look around, demanding to know who it is just as a hand gets placed on your chin. From behind, you can hear someone gently whisper into your ear 'Your loving husband'. Before you can even gasp, you get stunned as the pole gets dragged across the desert ground. The reason for this being that someone had hooked the top of the pole via a chain to the back of a dodge charger. As I stand there, watching the runaway car take you to god knows where, I laugh, knowing that I'll never have to see you again

THE END~! :D

OHh. She gonna get you.