The Psychiatric Ward

Mm'kay. Just make sure it's to page 4613 of this thread.

It R done.

Yay. o:

My Aunt's kicking me off early, though. I'll only be here 'til 7 PST.

Agh, that is suckish.

Inorite. ;_;

She HAD to come home early today. ;-;

Symmetry said:

Fine, then. Leave us children all alone with no Uncle Pollo to tell us bedtime stories and feed us suspicious soup. ;_;

Uncle Jacksy = Bedtime story? ;;

Okay, sure. :o

But no suspicious soup.

Oooo! I'm good at bedtime stories! :'D

*Puts on reading glasses*

Ahem.

Once upon a time, there was a jar of peanut butter. His name was Bob. He was a very lonely jar of peanut butter. It then became a dark stormy night. Wal-mart was almost closing. Bob never thought he was going to be bought, but then on that one night, the Hingledergensnurfs consisted of Jeffery Hingledergensnurf. His wife, Elena Jane Jingledergensnurf, and his two children, Henry, and Annie managed to brave through the storm. They found Bob, and decided to buy him. Bob was happy that he was bought, but he was forced to leave his wife; a jar of jelly named Macy. Bob and the Hingledergensnurfs went to the Hingledergensnurfs humble abode. Bob was happy to have a new home, and met some other cans of food, and boxes of food too. They told Bob that he was doomed. Bob had no idea why they say he was doomed. As morning rolled by, Jeffery took Bob out of the cabinet. The next Bob knew, the other foods were right. Bob was being made into a....GIANT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SAMMICH! It used up all of Bob's blood; or peanut butter. Bob died later that day. Thrown into a trashcan, then to the garbage dump, then later recycled. We may not know what happened to Bob, but it does prove that the Hingledergensnurfs love to make giant peanut butter and jelly sammiches. This was Bob's last word before his death. "...soup."

THE END

Best. Story. Ever. :O

You really think so? :'D

Better than mine. :D

Nah it can't be. :3

Mine pales in comparison. ;;

It can't be that bad. D:

It is. v_v

Vell I need to see it. ;;

"Once upon a time...

Omelets

THE END"

O...mai...souping...god.

That was the most epick story I ever read! :'D

Sweet mother of Giygas. :O

You really think so? :*D

I don't think. I seriously don't think. I lost my brain. D:

Nah. I know so! :D