The Psychiatric Ward

hello everyone!

hi gman, apparently tonite the moon is supposed to be bigger tonite than it has been in the last 18 years

Kimmy, I'm still laughing my butt off at what we were reading together last night. xD

USG Ishimura

The USG Ishimura is the piece of **** ship where the game takes place. It is reinforced by more ribs than a mutated cow and probably took the 3D designers OVER 9,000 years to create. Despite all this designing and making everything look "pretty", it was completely useless due to the fact that it is so ******* dark and every other room is littered with blood and dead bodies.

The designers ripped off the Alien films and made the ship a maze of vents and other places for freaks to crawl through. The player never really gets to look in these vents, even though it would be seriously scary if the player was forced to navigate them while avoiding the cluster ******* of being jumped on by multiple necromorphs. It can be assumed that the vents are the equivalent of your college dorm room--full of dead bodies, bongs, **** stains on the rug, a large turd in the bathtub, and over all good times that you will later regret on your 40th birthday.

BOSSES

The Leviathan - A giant goatse in an even more giant tumble dryer. When weakened, it shoots exploding loogies at you.

The Hunter - A magical, giant necromorph that CANNOT DIE!!OMGWTFBBQ!! The only thing you can do to keep this thing off of your tail is to cut all of its arms and legs off, which will only act as a minor annoyance as it instantly grows them all back. Eventually you lead it into an LG brand refrigerator and freeze it, but that ******* Mercer predictably thaws it. Then you have to KILL IT WITH FIRE just to prove you won't put up with Mercer's bullshit anymore.

The Big Thing That Throws **** At You - Why doesn't this monster have a name? The writers were lazy. Basically all you have to do is shoot the **** out of it with a laser turret gun. (You have to do this because it's blocking the signal to some other ship that crashes into you because it picked up an escape pod that had just ONE of the EASY necromorphs in it.)

The Hivemind - The final boss of the game. the Hivemind is a really, really, really, REALLY big penis shaped tentacle monster that will **** you up if you don't kill it fast. All it really does is smash its tentacles at you and scream in your face. Some of the Sciento Unitologists say that it controls every single necromorph. Then when you kill it, how is your girlfriend still alive?

To make things simple, here is walkthrough on how to kill these things.

The Leviathan - First shoot the glowing things on its tentacles, then shoot into its throat.

The Hunter - Run, cut off limbs, run, cut off limbs, run, cut off limbs, burn. Done!

The Big Thing - Like I said, shoot the **** out of it.

The Hivemind - Okay, this one is really complicated, so pay close attention. First you have to HNNNNNNGGGGG

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Why can't it be Saturday again...?

Because the world hates you.

So we have something in common? :O

No. We have absolutely nothing in common. I hate you.

If hate means strongly likes then I agree. <3

I find that so funny, I'm still laughing.

I don't know how they didn't know the Slug's name. I guess "The big thing that throws sht at you" is more fitting. xD

you only laughed when I said it.

Because when you said it, it was funny.

Job Summary

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Scanner Orb! I love how it smells! Please share one with me!
Client: Anorith
Objective: Find Scanner Orb.
Place: Mt. Bristle 5F
Restrictions: None
Difficulty: C (20)
Reward: Black Gummi
Wonder Mail S:
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I WTF'd.

The game your playing must be messed up. .-.

anything on that website can be funny.

Ugh...I've misplaced my phone -_-

The game is messed up, and so is that site Kimmy. Too bad most of the stuff there makes Lizzy fume with anger. xD

why does it make her do that?

...Did you even read that wimmins page?

yes I did.....

Well hello everyone ^_^

I hate facebook. I would of been on a lot sooner if my mom's farmvile had stopped freezing up.