The Psychiatric Ward

Why lurk when you could post?

The site has kinda lost that luster it used to have. I only come here to converse with old friends.

Ah. I just started posting. I always have looked on this site for cheats and stuff, though.

I see. Your account IS fairly new. Don't be fooled by mine: I've been a member since 2008.

I see you two are the only ones on T&C.

Ah, welcome to the exclusive chat. :D

Oh, and since my mind is still really active tonight, here you go Fluffy. Might stare at my ceiling for a while now.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Dead Space. A universe populated by a bunch of dead people that like to go 'Rawr', a badly placed ship with more holes in it than the plot of the game itself, a fun-load of hallucinations, and a man with a glowing bucket on his head. All this makes for a great game that will give you the adrenaline rush of your life, or at least make you crap your pants once.

Through this game, you play as a 40 year old man with said bucket on his head named Issac Clarke. Issac Clarke is a one man zombie thing killing army... who happens to lack the balls to do anything for himself once given a task by another human being. You arrive on the USG Ishimura with a bald-headed-control-freak, his PMS'ing girlfriend, and two grunts simply meant to die within the first 5 minutes of the game. Once you arrive, naked dead people will come out and kill the grunts, separating you from PMS'ing girlfriend and bald-headed-control-freak. And this is where the real fun begins.

After running for your life from the naked dead people, you'll be given a crappy plasma gun that works about as well AA meetings at a college frat party. This is where you start getting meaningless tasks meant to only prolong the game and cause you to go into rooms where naked dead people with large claws want to give you a hug and omnomnom on your neck.

But hey, there's a bright side. Every so often, you'll run into someone who's actually still alive in this hell hole called the Ishimura. The only bad thing is that they're all part of the same cult group that started all this crap in the first place. Most will suffer from a major case of dead within the first few seconds of you meeting them, but then there's the real butt plugs that somehow manage to hold onto life. People who release things on you that WON'T FREAKING DIE!

But, after you progress through the game enough, you'll begin to find out how crap got effed up on the Ishimura. There's a big red stone on the ship that turns people into what are basically zombies, only scarier on this ship. Once you find a way to throw it back at the planet where it came from, bald-headed-control-freak gets ripped in half and PMS'ing girlfriend turns into a greedy little PMS'ing girlfriend and steals the only ship. Well, you get it back, and she gets glomped by a massive tentacle, thus killing PMS'ing girlfriend. She had it coming.

You win the game. Well, till your old girlfriend eats your face in the end.

This game includes a wide variety of bosses that just love to try to pick you to pieces.

The Leviathan - A big creature that looks like certain female reproductive organs stuck in a massive tumble dryer. Shove a fresh load of plasma down its throat to kill it.

The Hunter - GOD WHY WON'T THIS FREAKING THING DIE?! Tactics here; Cut off its legs, run, cut off its legs, run, cut off its legs, BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Big Thing That Throws Crap At You - No bloody idea what its name is, but my name pretty much explains it all. Shoot the hell out of it.

The Hive Mind - Big thing that looks like a certain male reproductive organ. Pwn it by sneezing on it.

Buy this game. It's awesome.

Haha, you got the explanation head on. I love that game.

Too bad chicken man ruined the ending for me.

I'm watching RJ Berger...

Coolio. I'm off to bed.

Cool. See you.

Too bad FS doesn't post more often.

First time in a long time anyone's wanted me to post.

Morning everyone. I taste blood.

Good Morning Derek and why do you taste blood?

I don't know. Could be the fact that I'm still watching this messed up crap.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/the-90s-revisited.html

I liked Darkwing Duck. Didn't have to go off and kill him. >_>

your right that is some mess up stuff...

;-; Man, my internet is going out today because it's raining outside... I hate it when this happens.

aw....
*Pats his head*
Sorry to hear that Derek.

Call me Pollo or I'll eat your soul.

I didn't even know you could do that Pollo..... ._.;