The Psychiatric Ward

Den smooch da foxes buttocks. D:

But you never clean it, and it smells terrible.

So are your lips, but you don't see me complaining.

Chickens don't have lips.

Blegh...I'm just dropping in to say I don't think I'll be getting back on after I check around today. I'm feeling sick to my stomach X-x

I like ponies. :D

Well...After some lunch, I'm feeling better.
*Shows chicken lub.*
You need me to tell you the important things about the Great Gatsby? I just read it for the last 3 hours ;3

I just beat Portal 2. I'm amazing.
Also, hi. Did I miss much?

I'm more amazing. I beat it way before you Shay.
....
SPACE! 8D

Anywho, no, nothing much Shay. Just the usual.

Glitters the Magical Pony said:

I'm more amazing. I beat it way before you Shay.
....
SPACE! 8D

Anywho, no, nothing much Shay. Just the usual.

Yes, but I bought the game around Friday and only played a maximum of 2 hours per day. ;/

Space. Space. Gotta go to space.

Shooting the moon was fun. And, they got the speed of light correct. Took three seconds to tell you made the portal up there. :P

By amazing I mean that I beat it before you got the game. It took me about, what, 6-7 hours to beat it, about 3 hours one day, then a few the next?

Space is overrated.

Yea, now that I think about it, you're right Shay. Poor Wheatly :/

I'd agree in the 'poor Wheatley' part, but I'm a bigger fan of GLaDOS for some reason. Long before I knew who she was I could imitate her voice. And now I can sing both end credits songs in the same kinda tone.
*writes note to self to record this happening.*

Also, the fact sphere is hilarious. "Dreams are the subconsious mind's way of telling people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."

I agree, Wheatly was funny, but GLaDOS was better.
I also wanna see/hear that ;D

I was too busy trying to cram that sphere into Wheatly's body before I was explodeded ;3

Yes. I'll record myself sounding like GLaDOS. With video, because it's freakier seeing someone like me using that kind of a voice. ;D

... wait, you exploded? See, this is why you amuse me. XD

If I was walking down the street and heard somebody talking like her, I'd quickly whirl around and go prod the person and ask if they were the original voice actor :D

I'm quite good at doing that, actually~

But the original voice actor is Ellen McLain (or something like that), and I doubt she just goes walking around talking like her. It would be really freaking awesome if she did, though. XD
The only problem is the metallic-ish-sounding part of the voice. I can get the inflections and tone, but I can't make my vocal chords sound like they're made of metal. I suppose that comes with being a person, though.

Why do you explode so much again? ._.'

...Surgery? :3

I guess I played too *BOOM* much Mario as a kid. Bomb-ops, they love to *BOOM* in the middle of *BOOM* a conversation, *BOOM*.

Surgery? Hmm. *thinks.*

*picks up a shield.*
Umm, no more exploding, please. Thank you.


Also, I found it hilarious when Wheatley failed the paradox. And all of the frankenturrets pretty much died upon hearing it. They're all smarter than him. XD

*comes in*
well I'm home.....finally.

Oh yea, I remember that :D
I've gotta convince my little brother to play with me so I can play Co-op mode for the achievements~