The Psychiatric Ward

Thanks already had to pay a late fee on the last book. =/

Late fees suck. :/

Could of sworn I responded to you a long time ago. Well anyway yeah they do. =/

Ninetailed Fox said:

Um whats the gun for..?

after 6 hours straight of bioshock i no feel safe anymore without a shotgun.

I also can't close my eyes or blink

Maybe you should stay away from it?

no...no bad idea, imma go find Rapture and destroy it.
*buys a submarine*
yup destroy it... destroy it... hahahahahaha

,,,Okay have fun with that..

Slow day, eh?

Has anyone pulled a joke today..?

Yea. :3

Who and where?

My friend Jerry. Turned off the water heater while he took a shower. >3

*_* Papa Pollo get paid tomorrow~

Money money money money. >3

About 450 dollars or more.

The Adventures of Dumb Lilly
Part 1

Lilly, now a 5 year old fox dwelling within her mother's elegant cave, has been enjoying her 6 month long vacation from everyone and everything. She's taken a room within the cave and rarely left since her initial entering. She's been incredibly secretive about her room, not letting anyone in or near it.

Ever since her father left 2 years ago, she's been suffering from mild psychotic fits in which she acts on her natural impulses without giving them much thought or heed to the dangers in what she does. Her bottle of prescription drugs that were meant to counteract the impulses lie on her bedside table, untouched.

Kane, who was doing rounds to check up on everyone in the cave, stops near Lilly's door and listens to the strange noises that are coming from within the room. A wet slapping noise is echoing slightly in the hallways, along with Lilly's moans for 'daddy...' that repeat themselves over and over again.

Curiosity getting the best of him, the white dog puts down his clipboard and opens the door, staring in at the strange sight that lay before him. A Vulpix Lilly is lying on her bed, all four paws up in the air and her front two wrapped around an invisible figure. Her mouth is wide open and her tongue is wiggling in the air, as if trying to french kiss something. Every so often, she'll let out another 'daddy' moan.

"I didn't see nothing," Kane says as he turns around and walks right back out of the door. Lilly, being too drawn into her memories of Derek trying to kiss her on the lips, is completely oblivious to Kane's brief presence and continues into her daydream as if nothing happened.

hi, people

Hi person.

The Adventures of Dumb Lilly
Part 2

As the day slowly edges on, Lilly once again has refused to leave her dwelling within the cave. Ever since her raid of the kitchen last night, she's remained locked away from the rest of the world while Kane is left with the mess to clean. He's currently pushing a broom around in the kitchen, mumbling to himself as he tries to get the broken jars of beans off of the ground before anyone steps on them. "Damn kids... why do I always have to clean things around here...? I wish Laura was still around - At least she helped..." He grunts to himself as he finally pushes all the broken glass and discarded food to the side.

Lilly, as per her usual routine, has refused to even touch the bottle of pills that Kane had provided for her. Instead, she's occupied her day with a spicy burrito eating contest in which her opponent - Mr.Rock - has been losing to her all morning. She's currently making omnomnoming noises as she buries her face in her plate, sucking up the last of the pepper ridden burritos - Enjoying the fact that the rock before her still has a mountain of burritos on his plate.

Once she sucks up the last of the burritos, a buzzer goes off in her room to proclaim her the victor of the competition. Her two front paws fly up in the air as she screams out in victory, paying no heed to her gurgling stomach. "I won!" she yells out in joy as her stomach finally gives way - Making all her 6 brown tails dart up into the air as a burst of flame digs its way out of her rectum and turns her bed to ash.

Once the thick cloud of black smoke fills the air, she turns around to see the damage she's done. At the sight of her bed lying as a small mound of black suet, her only thought is, "Mom's going to hurt me now.."

Just as Kane finishes up the last of his cleaning, he cringes at the sound of yet another crash in the cave. He can't help but immediately facepalm, knowing there's another mess he needs to attend to. Tossing the broom to the side, he peeks out of the kitchen to see what the damage is. He's relieved to find that the crash was merely Lilly's door being kicked open as she rushed out for reasons unknown to Kane.

In an effort to see if she's alright, Kane follows the footprints of ash on the ground until they finally lead him into the bathroom. He looks up from the floor to find Lilly - her front paws on the toilet seat and her head in the bowl as she laps up water as fast as she can, desperately trying to prevent another burst of flames brought on by the peppers.

Kane's maw turns green in disgust as he starts banging his paw on the wall, trying to get Lilly to stop. "That's so nasty!" he cries out to her, expressing his disgust without heed to who might hear him. Lilly's ears perk up as she pulls her head from the toilet to look at Kane - Her own maw tinted slightly yellow from the contents of the toilet. The next thing anyone knows, Kane is running out the entrance to the cave so that he may release the contents of his stomach upon some poor, unsuspecting bush.

Well I see you've been busy.

Yeah. I only made 3 parts to it so far.

The Adventures of Dumb Lilly
Part 3

Trying to take his mind off of the horrific events that he's witnessed in the past two days, Kane has decided to take up painting as a relaxing event. Not just minor painting, but large art painting. He's trying to re-design the walls of the living room, decorating them with crudely drawn images in hot colors. Pinks, reds, oranges, and yellows cover the walls as he tries his best to make a beautiful image.

Lilly, not wanting to be left out, is sitting behind Kane with all 6 of her tails wagging in the air. She's trying to look as cute as possible so he'll let her help, even going so far as to tie a big red bow around her neck. "Kane? Can I help paint too?" she asks in the kindest voice she can muster. Kane simply flicks his tail at her, still upset over what she's been doing recently. Lilly rears up onto her haunches and crosses her front paws, looking off to the side in a pout. Her left eye opens a little, letting her gaze at a large bucket of pink paint that Kane has left opened and unattended.

Refusing to be pushed off to the side, she grins and sinks her teeth down on the handle of the bucket. She doesn't drag it but 5 feet before it hits a loose wooden plank in the floor and falls over, spilling its contents all over Lilly's fur. The small Vulpix just sits there, wide eyed as the pink paint seeps into every inch of her fur, somehow completely missing the red ribbon around her neck. Once she realizes what's happened, she slowly starts walking out of the cave to go clean herself off, leaving a trail of pink paw prints behind her.

Lilly doesn't get but 20 feet out of the cave before her belly starts rumbling. Even though her mind is screaming for her to clean herself off, her stomach is telling her to find something to eat in a much more dominant voice. With stomach over grace, she wanders off to the side of the trail to find some berries to eat. Naturally being good at finding food, it doesn't take her but a few minutes to find something to fill her aching stomach. Unfortunately, it wasn't what she was originally looking for.

A small nest of about 30 Rattata eggs lay before her, unguarded and shining in the dim sunlight that filters through the bushes. She doesn't want to stoop to eating eggs, but knows she won't find anything else anytime soon. Lilly simply shuts her eyes tightly and lowers her maw to the eggs, sucking them up whole so she doesn't have to bite down and realize what she's doing.

Roughly 15 minutes later, Kane finishes up his painting and sits down on the couch, satisfied with what he's done. His hat has been stained red through his messy painting, but his painting overalls have shockingly remained blue. With a grin on his face, he pulls out his Gameboy and starts fiddling with it, trying to beat his Super Mario game before the day's up.

Roughly around the time he gets to his first boss, his ears perk up at the sound of something beating against the floor. When he lowers his game, he sees a pink Vulpix with a bright red bow around her neck, staring up at him while thumping her tails against the ground. As soon as he opens his mouth to question her, Lilly spits up an egg at Kane, coating his face in egg yolk. Kane pauses for a moment to take in what happened to him, then utters, "Lilly...? Did you just-" The small fox spits up another egg at him, cutting the white dog off.

At this last egg, Kane drops his game and takes off running out of the cave, screaming, "Birdo is out to get me!" at the top of his lungs. Lilly is right on his heels, spitting up eggs as fast as she can and coating the wight dog in both painful welts and egg yolk. Her revenge on him finally coming to completion.

wtf...?
i'm not even going to ask