The Psychiatric Ward

pokefr3k said:

and thats why hes a genius >_>

Your definition of "genius" is different from the rest of the world.

ArtisticMonkey said:

Is it illegal? Well, I just am not a good conversationist ..... I need training

Lesson One...

Actually I am a Straight A Student

I never said anything about your grades.

GLaDOS said:

It's a metal chair. And like I said, it's bolted to the floor.

Alright, so I lean to the left, activating my mini flamethrower in my back pocket, and not only does it melt the chair, it burns some of my restraints so it looks like ashs charizardmaster was there. I then proceed with my plan.

X__x said:

Aaaand that's the bell for me to step up and say "I came here to tell you about my new cell phone." thus completely changing the subject you both were discussing.

Woops, too late, I carried on.

Forgoten_Scars said:

Oh poo. I didn't get a chance to stuff soiled panties in his mouth. ):

You talkin to me?..... [size=99]RUN!!!/size]

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pikash said:

Alright, so I lean to the left, activating my mini flamethrower in my back pocket, and not only does it melt the chair, it burns some of my restraints so it looks like ashs charizardmaster was there. I then proceed with my plan.

Considering that a flamethrower would never melt a metal (Steel, not aluminum) chair, especially a flamethrower of that size, all you do is heat it up a lot and burn your a$$.

pikash said:

Forgoten_Scars said:

Oh poo. I didn't get a chance to stuff soiled panties in his mouth. ):

You talkin to me?..... RUN!!!

He was talking to me.

1: not if you know that I manufactured that myself,'and modified it myself, as now it can burn through anything. And I got a coolent at,.......... Let's just say a very embarrassing place and leave it at that.
2: I know about the double post, just give me enough time to get my laptop, copy it, then delete and edit.

1. You can't get flames to get that hot. Besides, now your pants are on fire. And coolant doesn't mean it puts out the flames.
2. You quoted, it's not a double-post.

1:Ahhh, you see, with state of the art technoelgy, it's easy.
2: I also higly upgraded the coolent. also, if it didn't work, my trousers would be burnt to a cinder by now. So, it wouldn't hurt.

It's still impossible. You can't get a blowtorch out of something that small. It's would run out of fuel in like 2 seconds. And nothing lit it.

It's got a nuclear energy source, and it's not the kind of blowtorch that has to be lit, it's the click-and-go foolproof kind of blow torch (Warning, not for use in back pocket when your sitting). And with fairy technology, stil possible, and without it, using the nuclear source for heat also works.

It would have to be sealed and made of lead. And nuclear energy doesn't create flames.

I just pressurise it enough, then with a tiny flame sealed inside, and maybe a touch of fairy magic to jump start the procces, it's easy. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM CAPEBLE OF!!!!!!!

*Grabs it out of his pocket*
There.

Haha! Nice try, that's my decoy, the real one is welded on my trousers which ate welded in my pants. So if you want to stop me your going to have to see
A non-pretty sight, and in top of that Ive got a back-up plan.

You can't weld metal to cloth.

Did I say weld? I meant sow with strands that have traces of titanium in 'em. BOOM!

*Tears off area with flamethrower, but none of the rest of the pants, so I don't see anything I shouldn't see*

Impossible for two reasons: One. The thread has gone through everything. Two. Titanium. the wordls strongest known metal. That's not something you can just rip off.

It's called Chuck Norris.