Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Sevala: Oh your going to pay now. *She comes at him swing her sword.*

*Stardust chirps and hops on his back now knowing Ben is safe. Chirping she asks if he wants to go play now.*

Melody: If she thinks shes being followed she could try a few things.

Russell: Alia! I thought that demon had you.

*And by now, the baby is wandering around Shadow's room, having tons of jewelry draped over his body and some lipstick smudged all over his face. He's giggling, thinking that him making a mess is a fun game with Demi.*

*Shadow walks into the room and gets a 0_0; face.*

How can any kid make a mess that fast?!

*And then Shadow gets hit with a spray of jewelry as the hyperactive little baby Kojondo throws it at her as fast as he can. Don't you just love the fact that Alex's heart is too big for his body, and gives him that ability to be hyperactive?*

*Yes yes I do but I don't think Shadow does. The sometimes annoying Sableye trys to dodge but end up getting hit be a big gem right on her head causing her to get knocked down.* Keep this up and your getting a time out!

*The Kojondo pauses for a moment before making that shrill screaming noise that signals for Demi to attack. He himself, with his inch long whips on his paws, goes after Shadow and starts weakly smacking her with them.*

Demi: She spank me if I attack.

*Looking down at the kid Shadow frowns and picks him up.*

Look its not nice to throw things at others, you could hurt someone.

*The baby Kojondo quiets down for what seems to be a few minutes, staring into her eyes with a blank expression on his face. And then in a flash, he yanks both her eyes out and wiggles free of her grasp. He waddles away with them in his arms as fast as he can, going to hide her eyes in the toilet, or to him, the SUPERBIGFUNWETWATERRIDE.*

Alia: Boy what on earth are you talking about? ._.

*Kane ducks and let's it lop off some of his head fur*
Kane: Why are we using real weapons?! ;-;


Zym: Nothing has been tried so far. We'll be fine...

Hey come back here I need those! *She stumbles around trying to catch him.*

*Melody frowns as she walks glancing around.*

Melody: At the very least we should keep an eye out for anything strange. We could easily be ambushed.

Lilith: Yours isn't but she insisted on using her own weapon.

Russell: I saw the big demon leap up and grab someone who just looked like you!

*The baby is already in the bathroom, flushing both himself and the gems. He goes WEEEEEEE!!! as he slides down the narrow tube towards the cliffs away from the cave... and then he falls into the ocean where all the other stuff that gets flushed goes.*

*A water Pokemon that was nearby looks up when the baby falls into the water.*

Alia: Boy I've been sitting otop this tower for three days doing work. >/


Kane: ._. That's not fair I could die! Dx


*An arrow flies out and sticks into her butt*
Zym: I stand corrected

*And then the baby smacks the water's surface, soon sinking down towards the bottom seeing as he refuses to let go of the eyes.*

Russell: What kind of work?

Sevala: I told her I would try to use the flat of the blade as much as I could.

Lilith: Besides it gives you more reason to dodge and counter attack.
*Melody yells in pain as she yanks the arrow out and looks at where it came from.*

*The water Pokemon dives under and grabs the baby taking it to the shore.*

*The baby Kojondo isn't moving. He just has a x__X face. Does this mean Shadow's as bad of a babysitter as Zym?*

*Shadow didn't hold him above the toilet so no. The water Pokemon pushes the water out of the kid and stares at him.*

Kojondo-"......."
*And then he leaps up and bites down on the water Pokemon's face with his toothless mouth in the blink of an eye.*

*The sea turtle Pokemon pulls him off.*

???Where are your parents little one? *It sounds like its a very old Pokemon.*

*The baby, thinking the big old mean sea turtle is trying to steal his eye gems, sticks the two gems in his mouth so they poof his cheeks out and starts slapping the turtle's cheeks as fast as he can.*