Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*The turtle retreats into its shell.*

*And then the baby runs off into a nearby dead forest, still having Shadow's eyes in his mouth... he's going to end up just as dead as Alex is at this rate.*

*Shadow jumps out in front of him and grabs him. Seems she replaced her eyes with rubies.*

Got you now come on its getting dark and if you stay out here the monsters will eat you.

*And then the baby wets himself, all over Shadow too. His jaw drops at the thought of monsters, letting her eyes fall into the forming puddle at her feet.*

*Holding him at arm length away she grabs her gems and carries him home not saying a word and letting the natural spooky forest sounds do their job.*

*And then there's a faint squeaking noise as the baby poos himself, letting Shadow step right in it.*
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;-;

*Shaking her foot shadow drags it a bit on the ground getting a ._. face as she enters the caves and heads for the bathtubs and showers.*

*The baby puts his paws on Shadow's claws and wiggles around as if she's hurting him, all the while letting out his "Demi, attack!" scream. And by the way he's moving, anyone who saw them would think Shadow is hurting him. Plenty of incentive for Poofs.*

*Then Demi attacks sending them all tumbling into one of the hot tubs. Oh its going to be so funny if Derek gets in this later.*

*Don't quite see what would be funny. But the baby pops his head out of the water and pulls a chalkboard out from behind his back. He marks one mark on his side of the board, and leaves Shadow's side blank. Score one for the baby.*

*Shadow pokes her head up out of the water as Demi climbs out. It going to be funny cause there might be some poo floating around.*

If you both can behave long enough for me to give you a bath I'll read you stories.

*Derek is already in the water, reading a book while relaxing.*
Derek-" And if you two don't, I'm locking you in a trunk and throwing it into a lake."
*The baby just stiffens up, not wanting to get in trouble from Derek.*

*Picking the kid and Demi up she hurries off to give them their baths as something flat anf brown pops to the top of the water in front of Derek.*

*Derek slowly lowers his book to stare at it for a second.*
Derek-" ....OH SWEET JESUS!"
*And then he leaps out of the pool so hard that he smacks his head on the stone ceiling and falls to the ground, knocked out.*

*The kid, now that Derek isn't around, starts crying in protest against any bath.*

Ninetailed Fox said:

Russell: What kind of work?

Sevala: I told her I would try to use the flat of the blade as much as I could.

Lilith: Besides it gives you more reason to dodge and counter attack.
*Melody yells in pain as she yanks the arrow out and looks at where it came from.*

*The water Pokemon dives under and grabs the baby taking it to the shore.*

Alia: My usual delivery service. I'm supposed to wait here for package to be dropped off around evening today.

*Kane swings the sword and whacks Lilith*
Kane: you jerk! Dx


*Ben goes back over to Sam, sitting and yawning loudly*
Ben: mama! We want din din!
^-^

*Shadow has already scrubbed the kind and Demi down and has grabbed some towels for them.*

Lilith: I would not let you be harmed badly.

*Stardust looks up at Sam still scared of her.*

*Sam is currently shooting shells from a shotgun into the lake at the Fitler she threw in there yesterday.*
Sam-" Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it for you, son."

*The kid is staring over at Demi with a o_0 face, his fur all poofed out. He just slowly shakes his head and nods over to Shadow.*

Russell: Isn't that a bit odd?

Aww cute not lets get you to something to eat and then into bed. ^_^

Ben: Cheese pizza! ^_^
*A few bubbles start rising from the water before hundreds...then thousands as hundreds of vulpix's start marching out of the water. All with little Hitler staches and very angry looks*
Ben: ._.


Kane: And how does this help me become thinner exactly?
*He turns his head over at her*

*And as soon as Shadow gets close enough to the baby, he chomps down on her claw. Despite him only having one tooth that's barely poking through the gum, it's enough to go through Shadow's hard claws. Me thinks he's going to end up with Sableye hard teeth due to Alex's heart being in him.*