Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Destiny: Your logic is flawed. *She shakes her head as she watches him.*

Soul-" One more word and I'm spanking you."
*He picks up two rocks and clicks them together to make a spark. Once Sam is engulfed in flames, he turns, picks up Destiny with one arm, and takes off running. Right as he gets out of the hole, the cans of gas catch fire and explode, sending him tumbling across the grass with Destiny.*
Soul-" ...Big boom."

Destiny: Yeah it was. Can we do it again?! ^_^


*Stardust runs over to where Sam was and looks around chirping.*

*Soul peeks over the rim of the pit to see a darkened, still burning figure in the middle of the dried lakebed.*
Soul-" ...Think she's dead now, so I don't think that's the best of ideas."

Destiny: Aww thats no fun. *She tosses a lit stick of TNT over her shoulder into the woods just behind them.*

*Stardust starts poking Sam with her wing.*

Soul-" ....Destructive little kid."
*He watches as the baby Kojondo runs by them with a diaper on his head and Shadow's eyes in his paws again.*
Soul-" ....Hyperactive little kid. DINNER!"
*And then he takes off after the baby Kojondo.*

*And then Demi comes out of nowhere and tackles Soul to the ground as Destiny watches an eyeless Shadow wanders around in search of her eyes while she bumps into things. It takes a min for Demi after talking Soul to realize who he is.*

Demi: Doggy! ^_^ *She grabs his neck in a death hug.*

Tasha is wandering around wondering where Destiny is.

*The big doggy stumbles around, choking violently and eventually falling over onto his side in a mad twitch.*

*The Kojondo dives into a tree with the gems.*

*Destiny follows the kid wanting to find put more about him. Demi soon realizes she hurting Soul and lets go.*

Demi: Sorry doggy.

*Soul, in his intense anger, snaps at Demi, scraping her cheek with his teeth while growling.*
Soul-" Get away!"

*A swarm of bees come out of the hole the baby jumped into, soon going after Destiny. The baby is so covered in honey that they can't sting him.*

*Destiny yelps and dives for cover forgetting for a moment shes a ghost.*

*As where Soul cut her starts bleeding Demi starts crying. She wasn't trying to hurt him just happy to see him after so long.*

*And then one of Shadow's eyes comes flying out of the hole in the tree, smacking Soul in the head and knocking him out cold for the third time today. The baby Kojondo starts wandering towards Demi, covered in honey and frowning at the sight of her crying. Meanwhile, those nasty lil bees are buzzing all around and in Destiny.*

Tasha hears the yelp from Destiny and runs off to find her.

*Ben drags Sam back over to a nearby stream. He reaches down and starts splashing water onto her face*
Ben: wake up...

*Sam groans a bit while still laying on her belly, and then lets out a green, gas cloud of a burp right into Ben's face.*
Sam-" Mommy has a hangover again... stop talking so loud Bennypoo..."

*Shadow wanders over tripping over her own eye and lands on top of Soul. She lays there for a min before getting up and grabs the eye putting it back in. Demi though hasn't stopped crying, hearing her Shadow looks over and see the blood. Rushing over she picks up Demi and puts her on her lap and rocks her.*

Its okay Demi I'm here.

Destiny: Begone buzzing insects of doom!

*Ben gags before vomiting into the stream*
Ben: You need manne lessons. X_x
*He falls over onto his back his four paws sticking straight up into the air*

*Sam's eye cracks open at the sound of Ben, and instantly she leaps up and wraps her claws around Ben's neck. She starts jerking him back and forth while strangling him.*
Sam-" You stupid little Hitler Fox!" Dx

*The baby Kojondo is grabbing Demi's lip and tugging on it while whining, attempting to get her to stop crying.*

*Ben yelps loudly and tries to get away*
Ben: Mawmy its Ben. @_@