Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Ben: Is dat sarcasm? He loves you dun he mawma?

Sam-" It was, and no, he doesn't really. He just doesn't want to be alone. I know I said to Kane that I would never do something with another guy... but I think I'm just about ready to give up on them all together. They're cold hearted, non caring buttheads who can't give any woman any respect..."

Ben I care about you...
*He looks up at her as he trots by her side*

*Sam picks Ben up by his sides and gives him a quick kiss on the nose.*
Sam-" Yes, but you're a previously gay fluffers who I've brainwashed to be half sane. You're supposed to care about me.... Just like I care about you Ben. I love you...."

Ben: ._. Ima a what...?
*He looks up at her with wide eyes*

Sam-" ...Nevermind. Lets not go into your past. Just know that you're my son. That's all that matters."

Ben: >:/ Fine...I'll bug doggy about it then.... Can we go get din din then? I dun care what anymore I just hungry...

*Sam is already sitting at Xana's noodle shop, getting a hot plate of rice and steamed veggies for both herself and Ben.*
Sam-" Don't give me that face Ben. You know it's rude."

Ben: Sawwy. ^_^;
*He looks up at the Shop then turns to her*
Ben: What this place, I never see it before.

*Sam picks Ben up and puts him on a stool so he can eat from the plate in front of him.*
Sam-" A place a friend of mine works. Don't worry about it. But be weary of him. If he starts acting feminine, cover your ears and run away."

Ben: YOu don't say that when Daddy is around. .-.

Sam-" There's a reason for that. I'm half certain both Kane and Zym like girls... but my friend over here is into g-"
*Sam gets cut off as Xana leaps over the counter and touches noses with Sam.*
Xana-" Surprise Sammy, on both our parts. I never expected to see you come in here!" ^-^
*He wraps his arms around Sam and pulls her forward in a tight hug, her arms trapped by the sides of her body.*
x__X Sam-" Can't breathe Xana, can't breathe!"

Ben: X_x I see what you mean now...

*Xana's tail wags across Ben's head fur as he tries to eat, hopefully distracting him. All the while, Xana is just now letting go of Sam and holding her by her upper arms.*
Xana-" Oh hun, you must tell me how you keep your hair so nice and soft. I would kill to have that. I just can't seem to get anything less than course hair without the proper programming~"

Melody: I'm betting the Axew is up in those ruins. Problem is I'm not seeing a clear trail up. We may have to do some rock climbing. They picked a good spot I never knew there were ruins up here.

Zym: Mark where this is on the map. We need to go back to Treasure Town.



Ben: Fat doggy knows how to program stuff.

*Taking out a map Melody marks the spot.*

Melody: Alright lets head back then.

*He looks down the large hill they climbed up*
Zym: You know how to be a plank....?

*Melody kicks over and old tree and hollows it out.*

Melody: Lets use this.

*Zym looks it over before sitting on the back*
Zym: I'll kick off then. On the way back I want to check on the foxes, see how theyre holding up after what we did.