Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Sam is grabbing hold of both of Xana's ears while having her foot on his face, near yanking his ears off. All the while, he's trying to fit a tight red dress on her. Sam just glares at Kane and picks Xana up by the ears, flinging him right into Kane before yelling.*
Sam-" I told you not to get the fur caught in the zipper!" ):<

*And then Derek's hand reaches out, snapping shut around Sora's tail and picking her up off the ground.*
=_= Derek-" That's not going to work... They've been sitting there for too long. You'll never get them to hatch, because chances are, anything that was once inside them has dried up and turned to stone. And what makes you think they're legendary eggs?"

*Sora yelps getting caught off guard. She had thought he was asleep. Lilly looks up at Derek and frowns.*

Lilly: Well the markings on them reminds me of Latios and Latias. I'm sure they can hatch since I've heard of some legendary eggs taking years to hatch.

*Kane starts backing away, his eyes wide in disbelief*
Kane: Sam wearing a dress?! Oh gawd the worlds ending again!
*He goes to run and scream but stops before turning his head to Xana*
Kane: Oh the lucario is here. Just walk Ito my lab to get what you need done.
*He then proceeds to run out screaming*



*Ben watches him go by and walks into Sam's room*
Ben: +_+ Mawmy look weird in dress.



Blaze: Just pay the bills and wait for the pumps to start working, then were done. Thanks for your help. But your not forgiven.

Derek-" Knowing Latias, and if those are her eggs, those things have been around for decades. Looks like she just gave up on having kids, let the eggs go cold, and used them to keep her little island up in the sky. I would personally try to eat them, or use the wind they put off to power something. Maybe Kane could make some use of them."
*He pulls Sora to his beak and gives her a quick smooch on the lips.*

*And then Sam throws a lamp at Ben's head, just as Xana sits up.*
x_X Xana-" Well if you would hold still for five seconds, I wouldn't catch anything in the dress. I think you just need to loose some we-"
Sam-" Finish that word, and I'll stick the world's largest magnet to your head and watch you fry."
Xana-" ...I mean we need a bigger dress."

Melody: So your just going to hate me and Zym forever then? *She looks at him frowning.*

*Stardust follows Ben to watch whats going on.*

*Sora smiles and wags her tail. She hugs his beak. Aww cute little puppy*

Lilly: I don't think they could be eaten if their bad eggs like you said. I think they might hatch though because of the power they have. If there was nothing alive in there how would they be making wind?

Ben: Weight? O:
*He ducks and watches the lamp shade smash against the wall*
Ben: ._. Oh crap...

*Sam reaches behind her back and slowly pulls out the knife she's used to cut Ben's head off with before.*

Derek-" I dunno. I could honestly care less. If anything does hatch from them though, I'm killing them. Nothing is to be left of the guildmasters. That's the contract, and I'm sticking to it."
*And with that, he hops up. Before walking off towards the land though, he shoves a cooked crab leg in both Sora's and Lilly's lips.*

*Silver has fallen asleep laying on her side near the lake, she has a bag with her and a bunch of rings that are different colors*

Blaze: I don't hate you, I just don't forgive you. After what you did to us, would you forgive yourselves?



Ben: O_O Mawmy look good! Not fat!
*He yelps and dashes off to his room*

*Lilly quickly eats it while Sora chews on the other one.*
Lilly: I thought it was only the guildmasters who were in the contract? Family members shouldn't apply. Doesn't seem fair..*Grabbing the eggs and Sora's tail she follows after Derek.*

*And then Stardust gets between Sam and Ben. She may be mad at Ben but she doesn't want to see him hurt or killed*

Melody: If we hadn't you would be dead right now most likely.

*Soul looks down at Ben, seeing as he's caught him and picked him up by the scruff of the neck with one paw right as he passed him in the hallway.*
Soul-" ...Something w-"
*He gets cut off as Sam tackles them and jabs her blade up under Soul's rib, puncturing his lung. He would yelp out in pain if he could even breathe now.*

Ninetailed Fox said:

*Lilly quickly eats it while Sora chews on the other one.*
Lilly: I thought it was only the guildmasters who were in the contract? Family members shouldn't apply. Doesn't seem fair..*Grabbing the eggs and Sora's tail she follows after Derek.*

*While Derek walks, he rests his hands on the back of his head.*
Derek-" Life's not fair. I found that out the hard way when I was just a little kid. We set out to destroy the guildmasters, not just kill them."

Lilly: Most of the time its not. Sometimes though that can be changed through others actions.

*Derek stops and turns around, pulling out his sword and shoving it into Lilly's paws.*
Derek-" Tell you what. How about you make life fair. Go out, find every last Pokeslayer, and put them in the ground with that sword. If that's done, the contract disappears.... but you have to remember who your enemies are."
*He slowly turns the sword and puts the tip of it to his chest, reminding Lilly he still is a Pokeslayer.*

Lilly: Can't it be like rewritten or something? Wait techinally we have no proof this is Latias's egg maybe she had a sister or something.

Derek-" No, and she had no siblings. She was the only in the region. Now are you going to put me down or can I continue with my search of this stupid cave?"

Ben: ^_^ thanks buddy! Bad Mawmy!
*He takes out a spray bottle and sprits' her*
Ben: >( down!



Blaze: You still left an emotional scarring on our two kids. And the pretty little lash marks on our faces.

Lilly: You know I can't hurt you. Your my dad. Still there has to be a loop hole.

Melody: I could of made it a lot worse you know.

*Blaze shakes his head*
Blaze: I don't hate you but I don't forgive you. Leave it at that and go talk to the nerdy people and the electronics store with me.
*He gets behind her and pushes her into a tech store*

*Melody sighs giving up and looks around the store.*