Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Dead bodies could of worked just as well.

Melody: Hung herself?! Why on earth would she do that?

Derek-" Dead bodies don't scream when you hit something painful or beg for death when you hurt them enough."

Xana-" Beats me. We were hoping that Zym would know.... I do hope I didn't hit him with that laser..."

Yes but then at least your not torturing innocent Pokemon.

Melody: Your the one who went after him with the laser? Well hes over there helping Ben not sure if he would know or not.

Derek-" You really think I cared about that back then? Shadow, I would have torn apart my closest family members back then if it got me closer to my goal... and to be honest, I'm not all too far from that mind state right now."

Xana-" Yes. I was just trying to get his attention. And someone might want to tell him..."

*Lucian is playing catch with a Sandshrew he met in treasure town earlier today. unfortunatly, having big vlaws for digging makes it a little difficult to catch things ,as the poor sandshrew has found out after getting whacked in the nose by the ball repeatedly.*

Sandshrew: >_> can't i have a glove or something?

Lucian: sure, because they make gloves for sandshrews. >_>; it'll just get torn up.

Sandshrew: can we use a softer ball then?

Melody: Lucky no one got hurt and I'll tell him when hes done with Ben. Either of you seen my kid? I need to find him and keep an eye on him. Theres a chance someone might come after him...

Anyway you want back at this guy because he ratted you out. I say you forget this one and go onto someone else.

*Xana points towards the living room behind Melody, where the baby is standing up on his feet, holding his privates, and making designs on the side of the couch in pee.*
Xana-" He never stops doing that...."

Derek-" You know, I'm suddenly thinking you're Darius. Maybe I should do to you what I have in mind for him and call it a day."

Touch me and you'll wish you could die.

Lilly: Mom dad please stop fighting.

((That is just gross and wrong.))

Melody: ....Hey Soul I'll give you a nice steak if you can get him to stop that.

((Everyone else found it funny, so eat me. :K ))

Derek-" Oh no. This might be a chance to do something I wanted to ages ago."
*He reaches out with his foot and grabs her chest while slipping his sword off of his hip.*

Soul-" I'm not getting peed on. He uses that thing as a weapon." :|

*Lucian uses a snowball instead of the ball he was using before, but that just results in a frozen sandshrew.

Sandshrew: s-s-somthing ELSE? >_>

Lucian: you baby, its not THAT cold..

*Shadow has grabbed something out of a vest that just magically appeared on her. Its a yellow powder that she blows onto Derek to stun him.*

Melody: Two steaks with gravy.

Soul-" Can do. COMMERE YOU LITTLE APPETIZER!"
*Soul growls and leaps into the air, landing on the baby's back and mashing him against the floor so he just ends up wetting himself and the floor rather than the couch.*
Soul-" GOT H-"
*He yelps and falls back as the baby somehow manages to turn around and squirt Soul in the face.*

*Derek slows a bit, but doesn't exactly come to a full stop. He just opens his beak and spits at Shadow's face.*
Derek-" Please. Like I haven't had every poison used on me before? Now pick a number from 1 - 10."

*Lucian grabs a rubber ball, but that also doesnt work out well, as it is soon chewed up and slobbery, as he chases it every time it goes by him.*

Sandshrew: >_> that is disgusting. im not touching it!

Lucian: good, its my ball! >_>;

Melody: So much for that. *She hurries over and pulls Soul to safety.*

*Shadow simply ducks and frowns.*

I was hoping something mild would stop you but I guess not.

*Lilac is nearby watching the Glaceon and Sandshrew playing catch.*

*Soul wanders over to a corner of the cave and starts vomiting violently due to the bit that got in his mouth, and has his eyes shut tight all the while since it stings his eyes.*

Derek-" You might want to answer my question. I've already labeled each part of your body with 9 numbers. You pick the right number, I let you go. You pick one of the other 9 numbers, that's the part I stab you in. 3 of those numbers can prove fatal."

*the ball rolls to lilac, and lucian looks over expectantly. doesnt this seem familiar?*

Fine I pick 4.


*Melody pulls a bucket of water in front of Soul.*
Melody: Here dunk your head in that it should help.

*Derek brings the sword into the air and stabs it right into her right foot, so far down that it would be impossible to pull the sword out.*
Derek-" Not bad. 3 would have let you get away without damage, though."

*Soul dunks his head in, pauses for a few seconds, and then runs off screaming even louder... side of the bucket says "Holy Water" in big bold letters. Meanwhile, the baby starts biting down on the base of Melody's tail.*

Melody: Who brought this stuff in? Sorry Soul! *She frowns and picks the baby up.* You shouldn't do that anymore. If you have to go you go to the bathroom.

*Shadow yells out in pain and hits Derek in the leg using her claws.*

*Lilac looks down at it.*

« Last edited by Ninetailed Fox on 9th May 2011 »

*lucian tilts his head.*
Lucian: you dont have to throw it if its all slimy still, i gues..