Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Melody: Well I honestly don't remember you.

*Lilly yelps and gets a ;-; face.*

Derek-" Yeah, Arrow? This is your son in law. I'm just calling to say that I divorced your daughter yesterday and I no longer want to have anything to do with your messed up family. I came home last week to find her smelling like pure buttcrack and laid out on the floor. Apparently she went to some rave sex party, got drunk, got pregnant, and caught several STD's. I was willing to look past all that, but then she gave herself an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and asked if I would come with her and do it all over again. She's a horrible monster, and I'm sure you're just as bad if you raised her to act like that. Burn in hell, sir."
*And with that, he slams the phone down to hang up and turns to look at Alia.*
Derek-" Just wait. He's going to be here any second to beat your @ss raw. Try effing with me by joining the claw, huh? I always get payback, whore."
*He smiles stupidly at her before going poof, appearing beside Lilly, picking up his sword, and kicking her in the side again.*
Derek-" Now back to evil Derek. GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Alia: No he won't, I was just with my dad two nights ago. He won't believe a word you just said.
*She gives him the bird, picks jade up and walks away*





Zym: Me neither, why don't you see Kane. You could jaw hit your head and forgot some things.

*Layla tilts her head a little with a -_-; face*
Maybe a little longer like this just in case i remember something i don't like.

*Laura's screaming has stopped by now, seeing as Soul has set up a large hamster wheel generator for the freezer and has been running on it all night, trying to chase a sausage that's just out of reach.*
Soul-" MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!"

Jade: What on earth just happened?

Melody: Um alright. *She frowns as she looks at Layla.*

*Lilly yelps loudly as her mending ribs are rebroken.*

Alia: No idea now let's get back to the camp. I have some things that need to take care of. An you, stand up to him and do what you want. He may be the boss of you but I'm the boss of him so I'm the boss of you, so you has to do what I say. ;)

Kane: Soul, you get the sausage and there's a pack of bacon in it for you.


Zym: this girl is weirdong me out. ._.

*Sam grabs Derek's foot and jerks him to throw him into a wall.*
Sam-" What's wrong? Is it so hard to accept the fact that you're the worst father anyone could ever have?"
Alex-" It's your fault I'm dead... it's all your fault."
*Derek yells and picks up a pillar, throwing it at Sam and causing her to go flying through a wall.*
Derek-" You're not dead! You're right here!"

Axionas said:

Alia: No idea now let's get back to the camp. I have some things that need to take care of. An you, stand up to him and do what you want. He may be the boss of you but I'm the boss of him so I'm the boss of you, so you has to do what I say. ;)

Kane: Soul, you get the sausage and there's a pack of bacon in it for you.


Zym: this girl is weirdong me out. ._.

*And then the pale gray doggy kicks it up, running so fast that it melts the hinges on his cage... and he runs the poor lil sausage over.*

*Clara's gem on her forehead glows as she sends a Psybeam right at Derek*
Clara - Knock it off!
*Nova is covering her head*


*Silver's sitting there watching Soul*
oh wow.....

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*Derek uses his forearms to make an X in front of his body, blocking the psybeam, but pushing him back into another wall.*
Derek-" I'll never stop! You're all going to be dead before this is over. Half of you aren't even my children, but just little b@stard kids that have no parents!"

Lilly: Hes dead dad hes just borrowing a body for the moment.

Melody: Same. I say we back away before her head does a 360 turn.

*Laughing Jade smiles.*

Jade: I like your reasoning.

*Derek breaks the leg off of a metal stool that's near him and throws it at Lilly's head like a spear.*
Derek-" You're the prime example here... I should have left you to die in that cave and freeze over with your stupid parents!"

Alia: Good no go on~
*She says settig her down a they approach the camp*


Kane: Whoops, you broke the sausage. Going to need to try again.
*He presse a button and replaces the cage and sausage*


Zym: Ben get off me.
Ben: No, Miss weasel can I get some bird seed?

*Clara lets out a low growl as she looks up at Derek*
Clara - why don't yourself grow up and stop acting like a kid who is throwing a temper tantrum fit.
*Nova slowly looks over at Lilly, shaking*

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*Too late. Soul is already going way too fast to stop now. He rolls right out of the cave, running Kane over in the process so that he sticks to the outside of the wheel. And he's headed right for the forest of mossy sharp rocks.*

Derek-" As soon as you learn your place and stay out of the way for once in your damn life."

*It misses Lilly by just a hair. She glares at Derek.*

Lilly: I did everything to make you happy. I never was truly happy because I was to busy trying to be the perfect daughter! Even then I couldn't do anything right you selfish old JERK!

Melody: Why do you want bird seed?

*Jade nods and runs off towards the training grounds.*

*Ben I leaps off of Zym and goes into Kane's lab to start poking Xana*
Ben: Hey miss?


Kane: Oh gawd Soul stop stopstop! X_x

Derek-" Some people like you just can't take a hint, huh? P*ss off and go die in a hole."
*Sam flies through the air behind him and hits him right in the center of his back with her arm guards, scratching open the diamond shaped patch of feathers in his back and making him even angrier.*
Sam-" There! I hit it! Now just hit him with all you have in the back!"
*She gets cut off right at the end as Derek puts up a powerful protect, throwing her backwards.*
Derek-" Not going to happen, kid."

Axionas said:

*Ben I leaps off of Zym and goes into Kane's lab to start poking Xana*
Ben: Hey miss?


Kane: Oh gawd Soul stop stopstop! X_x

*Xana opens an eye and winks at Ben.*
Xana-" What's up cutie? Need something?"

*Soul comes to a screeching stop right before the big bad old rock forest, but that skid has Kane right on the bottom, so I would guess he gets torn up, yes?*