Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

You know what I am not staying here and letting you criticize me. Its not like your doing much better with Ben. *She turns and walks off to see what she can find out about Sam's attitude.*

*Jewel slithers over to Ben while Stardust sits on a branch above him.*

*Sam crosses her arms and grumbles as she wanders off towards the bathroom to check on Lilly.*
Sam-" That little b@stard's never been my son anyway..."
*She knocks on the bathroom door lightly.*
Sam-" You done in there yet? You need any help?"

*Derek climbs up onto the ledge and sits there, panting while holding his chest.*
Derek-" This place really may be the death of me..."

*Blaze appears right above Derek and slams into him*
Blaze: I found a piece of candy! 8D


*Ben is just staring at the drawing blankly. He seems a bit depressed*

*One of the larger tubs is overflowing with bubbles. Lilly is stuck in the tub unable to get out because the surface around the tub is to slippery for her to get a grip on.*

*A Pidove land on Derek's head and coos.*

*Derek eats Blaze's candy and tries to shoo the Pidove away.*
Derek-" Go away you nasty flying rat. I get enough of this crap from Alia."

*Sam slowly opens the door and walks in, looking around for Lilly.*
Sam-" You better not be playing games with me, child." :|
*She soon notices the tub and gets a :3 face. Within a second, Sam climbs into the tub with Lilly and starts using Lilly's orange cheeks to scrub her pits.*
Sam-" What a cute little Mudfish sponge."

*Blaze omnoms on the bird before spitting it out to the side*
Blaze: Why you eat my candy?

*It coos again and leaves some white stuff on his head before flying off offended.*

*Lilly gets a ;_; face and bites onto Sam's claw.*

*Derek gets a ._. face as he slowly wipes it off.*
Derek-" ...I'll give you a jar of candy if you go attack that nasty little thing."

*Sam gets a x_X face and tries to shake her off.*
Sam-" You may not have any teeth, but that still hurts."

*Blaze breathes in and fires an ice beam at the birdy*
Blaze: I can shoot ice from my mouth! :D

*Lilly grins and holds on refusing to let go.*

*And then a whole flock of Pidove fly over the two letting white poo rain from the sky.*

*Derek goes poof and appears back in the stone town, letting Blaze get pooed on.*
Derek-" I take it back, I like this place." :D

Sam-" Suit yourself."
*She lowers Lilly into the water and starts scrubbing her rear end with Lilly's cheek.*

*Lilly lets go real fast and hides under the water.*

*Theres still one perched on Derek's head though this one has heart for eyes.*

*Blaze goes vroom and climbs into Derek's mouth with a 8D face*
Blaze: I can't vanilla all over meh!

*And then Blaze gets fired out of Derek's mouth with a flamethrower, as if Derek were a cannon and Blaze the cannonball. After he burns everything away, he slowly looks up at the bird.*
Derek-" ...Great, an Alia wannabee."

*Sam strains a bit before getting a relieved look on her face. Bubbles start to come up out of the water.*
Sam-" Sure you want to stay under there?" :3

*Blaze flies into a wall and explodes before rolling back to Derek giggling loudly*
Blaze: Again!

*It looks down at Derek and coos. Then try to kiss him.*

*Lilly has already climbed out and is trying to make a run for it.*

*Too late for Blaze. Derek is already rolling on the ground, making out viciously with the small bird.*

*Sam is leaning out of the tub, smiling while pinching down on Lilly's tail fin so she runs nowhere.*
Sam-" Ohaithurr."

*Blaze starts taking hundreds of pictures with a Polaroid camera. He then turns and starts making a mad dash for the exit and back to Shadow to show her*
8D

*Shadow pops up next to Ben causing Jewel to slither away and Stadust to chirp in surprise.*

@_@ Hello Ben.

Lilly: Let me go Sam I don't like what you've been doing to me! Your mean! ;_;


*And then a Bearitc bites Derek's butt.*

*Ben looks up at her before back down at the ground*
Ben: HI Shadow...