Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Kane: What do you want to learn? I can teach you just about everything.


Ben: I won't go boom. Don't worry. ._.
*He reaches back and pets Jewel*

Lilith: All that can be taught.

*Shadow pops out of Zym head fur magically.*

@_@ Hello Zym.

*Stardust chirps happily. Jewel wakes up and looks around it taking her a min to figure out where she is.*

*Zym is spraying his hair with hair spray. Right into Shadow's face*


Ben: Don't worry about it Jewel.
*He hugs her tightly and smiles*

Kane: Oh so the trainer wants to be the trainee now huh?

Lilith: I teach you the ways if a warrior and you teach me the ways if a healer. A fair trade.

*Shadow yells and falls to the ground.*

It burns!

*Alysa walks over to the three and tilts her head.*

Alysa: Hi. Whos the snake and aren't you all bored?

Kane: I'll teach you for free. No more training though. ;-;

Zym: Shouldn't have bugged me while I'm doing my hair hun~
*He chuckles and tosses the can away*


Ben: We are...oh your cousin Alysa huh? This is Jewel.

*Silver looks down with a ._.; face as she turns back into a Umbreon and clings to the side and continues to stare down at Soul*
um....that wasn't suppose to happen....

Lilith: You need the training. It has helped.

That stuff is bad for the environment.

Alysa: Hi. *She looks at Jewel who trys to hide.* What wrong wither her and you wanna come to a cool place I found?

Sam-" Oh come on. The only thing I wanted was for you to say you love me and gimme a kiss." :3
*She stabs the knife into the table right beside Lilly's head and puckers up, giving Lilly a kiss big enough to cover her entire face in Zoroark lips.*

@_@ Kojondo-" Wata..."
*He opens his mouth every time a splash comes up and swallows some sea water, thinking it tastes funny.*

*Derek uses Blaze as a weighted Vulpix ball and slams him against another door, busting it open with Blaze's rear end. When the door opens, Derek drops to the floor as his head gets turned into a toaster, popping toast up for Blaze.*

*Soul is twitching while having a |D face.*
Soul-" I saw heaven... and it was beautiful...."

Kane: Oh yeah prove it. :/

Ben: Sure, but da big blue fox asked me to give you something today.

Zym: But it's good for my hair. <3
((BBL))

*Silver looks at her rear end and then looks down at Soul then back to her rear end and just scratches his head*
um.....either Soul has lost it....or he was knocked in the head a little too hard....
*She takes out a apple and throws it at Soul's head*
Snap out of it pervy! >_<

*Soul shakes his head to snap out of it, stands up, takes one whiff, and starts gagging.*
x_X Soul-" Eww... All I can smell is rancid rear end..."

*There a muffled scream as Lilly try to push Sam off.*

Demi: It pretty. ^_^

Anyway I wanted to talk to you about Sam. Shes been upset lately. Any idea why?

Lilith: You can fit in a smaller size now and your reflexes seem to have improves.

Alysa: Give me something?

*Sam finally finishes her smooch and looks at her, eyelashes fluttering.*
Sam-" Say you love me?"

*Baby's already vomiting into the ocean due to drinking so much seawater. That's one way to ruin a turtle shell's finishing wax.*

*Silver just stares forward at the camera before letting go and make sure that she does in fact land on Soul's head and just sits there on it*
oh you deserve that one buddy.

???: I think its time to take you home now. *He swims to shore and lets them off.*

*Lilly replys with a water gun to Sam's face.*

*An egg pops up magically next to Silver.*

*Soul's tongue comes out and licks Silver's leg before he stands up and knocks her off. Once she's down on the ground, he sits on her face and looks around the fissure.*
Soul-" I still thought I smelled Icsis' scent down here... but now I can't smell anything. What about you Silv?"

Ninetailed Fox said:

???: I think its time to take you home now. *He swims to shore and lets them off.*

*Lilly replys with a water gun to Sam's face.*

*An egg pops up magically next to Silver.*

*The baby rolls onto the sand, still having a x_X face and panting to keep himself from throwing up again. He lets out a weak squeak, wanting Demi to help him home.*

*Sam gets a )< face and replies to Lilly with a flamethrower to her's.*

*Silver spits a Flamethower at Soul's rear end with a muffle as she taps her paw*
The only thing i smell is your rear end you twit......
*she then turns her face to the side and spots the egg*
Well that is new.

*Demi helps the baby up as the water Pokemon goes back to the ocean.*

*The attacks are equally matched causing the room to fill with steam.*

*Soul gets up and starts sniffing the egg, paying no mind to his smoking butt seeing as he spent so much time in hell. His tail wags through the air as he thinks of cooking it.*
Soul-" Forget Icsis for now. We eat breakfast?"