Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

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*Even though he's in water, it doesn't seem like Derek is wanting to wake up anytime soon. That pretty much means he's going to drown at this point.*

*The baby coils up his tail under himself and bounces off of the ground with it, smooching on the Pidove the whole while. Where's his careless mother that's supposed to name him, again?*

*Melody walks outside eating a sandwich since she still thinks her kid is dead and has come to terms with it.*

*A Dragonite picks Derek up and tosses him to the edge of the water with a frown.*

*Well do you think Melody will be surprised when the little bugger of a kid lands on her face with the squirming Pidove and tugs on her whiskers?*

*When Derek rolls onto his back, a fountain of water starts squirting out of his mouth, seeing as he inhaled a lot of it.*

*Yes she would now make it happen before I whack you.*

*Walking over the Sandile jumps on Derek pumping the water out before running off.*

*Then the baby lands on her face and yanks on her whiskers, yelling in joy all the while.*

*Derek slowly leans up and gets a x_X face.*
Derek-" This world hates me, I just know it...."

Dragonite: If it hated you, you would be dead already. Now mind telling me what you think your doing here?

*Melody seeing her kid goes wide eyed grabs him and hugs refusing to let go having thought he was gone for ever. I don't think she'll let go anytime soon.*

*Derek slowly looks up at the Dragonite and gets a ._. face.*
Derek-" What the heck kind of cartoon did you come from? Whatever it was, you should sue the writers, because they screwed your body up..."

*The baby squirms to get free with all his might and eventually starts letting out the war call for Demi to come and help him.*

Melody: I am so glad your alive! I thought I had lost you. *Theres tears running down her face. She she hugs him shes tackled by Demi.*

*Getting a -_-# the Dragonite punches Derek.*
Dragonite: I'm only like this cause I had to evolve to protect the kids.

*The baby wiggles free and makes a run for it. He's still afraid of Melody because he can always smell blood on her. He didn't really realize it was her until she hugged him and started talking.*

*Derek falls back onto the sand, then leans up again.*
Derek-" You still look like a Barney wannabee...."

Dragonite: Shut up. Now what are you doing here and scaring the kids no less. *Some Dratini are watching Derek from under the water most of them look the same age as Jewel, some a little older.*

*Melody tugs on the leash she attached to him and pulls him back to her and hugs him.*
Melody: I am never letting you out of my sight again.

Derek-" I'm looking for my wife. You know where she is? You can't miss her. She's short, purple, smelly, ugly, loud, rude, and wears a vest. She said her distant family lived out here.... but I don't think I'll be finding any Sableye in the desert."

*The baby gets a x_X face and starts tugging on the collar with his small paws, desperately trying to get loose. Once he figures he can't get away like that, he goes into a mad fit and starts thrashing around, scratching everything he can with his feet.*

*Pulling him in Melody picks him up and hums softly.*
Melody: It just me. Calm down.

Dragonite: Well there are some but their farther to the west. No way you'll make it without any water though. Honestly what were you thinking?

*The baby sinks his small sharp Sableye teeth into Melody's neck and growls. Boy done went evil on her! Someone get a crucifix.*

Derek-" I'm thinking that I'm captain happy pants. Give you five bucks if you show me where these nasty old Sableye are. I hear that this particular clan had demons in the mix. Their offspring, such as my wife, ended up having demon parts in them because of this stupid sand clan." :|

Dragonite: Their nomads they move from cave to cave. I don't see how they got demon in them. Their odd colored but thats it. No one ever talks to them though. I can mark on your map where the caves are that they stay in this time of the year but thats the best I can do. I'm the only one who can watch the kids here.

*Melody yells and trys to pull him off. Just then a random cross falls on the kid's head hard but not hard enough to do any major damage.*

*Derek immediately holds out the map... upside down. He really doesn't know how to work those things.*
Derek-" Deal. Mark it down and I'll be out of your hair, Barney."

*The baby then hangs limply from Melody's arms, groaning a bit, as he's currently dazed by the cross.*
x_X

*Taking the map the Dragonite marks the spot and puts an arrow on the map point up showing Derek which way to hold it.*

Dragonite: Here and stop calling me that!

*Melody despite bleeding from his bite hugs him close and runs off to find Laura.*

Melody: Its okay mommy will get someone to take care of that nasty bump.

*Derek sticks his tongue out at the Dragonite and takes off running into the darkness of the desert night. He didn't even remember to take any water with him.*
Derek-" Barney! Barney! Barney..."
*His voice slowly fades away as he turns into nothing but an echo in the night air.*

*Laura is in her room, hanging from the ceiling by her tail. She's doing upside down situps in an attempt to get in better shape, and it seems to be working seeing as you can now see a fine outline of her abs on her stomach.*

Melody: Laura I need your help. my son hot hit in the hea-and what in the world are you doing? *She watches Laura having never thought of her as on to do something like this.*

Dragonite: Hes going to die. *Frowning he picks up a bottle of water and tosses it after Derek. It should hit Derek in the head.*

*Laura screams out in fear when she hears Melody and loses her grip on the ceiling with her tail. She falls right onto her head, knocking the poor girl out. Yeah, that was private time for Laura.*

*There's a loud smacking noise, then the noise of Derek cussing violently in the night.*

*Slowly Melody pokes her with her foot.*

Melody: Laura? Are you okay Laura? ;_;

*The Dragonite smiles to himself before sitting down and dozing.*
Dragonite: That'll teach him.

*Meanwhile the Sandile if following Derek once again.*