Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Its okay something tells me it isn't your fault its not working.

Zoura: I don't have to tell you nothing. Now let me go!

Ben: I wanna go back to da caves now....
*His eyes gloss over a bit and he looks over at her door*


Kane: Lilith get to spanking! >_<

*A group of Watchog, thinking Melody is yet another college kid due to her apparent age with the hair clip, pick her up and start carrying her to the beer keg. They flip her upside down and stick a hose in her mouth so she can suck the beer out of the keg while upside down.*
Watchog-" Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

*And so, Derek begins talking... and talking. And talking and talking and talking. He says the worst things imaginable in great detail and goes on forever in the same monotone voice. Honestly, it's enough to drive someone mad, and drive the already mad sane.*

Nidoqueen-" He just can't take care of kids. Don't worry, I'm better than him."
*She picks up the baby and leans over Demi's table, puckering up her lips so Demi can give her a light smooch. She's taking a leap of faith, it seems, and offering Demi a chance to show how sweet she can actually be. There's a big drop of sweat running down the Nidoqueen's face, as she's still nervous about getting her face so close to Demi's.*

What caves Ben? You shouldn't go anywhere until you've recovered.

Lilith: But he is not my kid to punish.
Zoura: Thats right neither of you can touch me!

*Melody easily gets caught up in the excitement and does a perfect keg stand as she chugs as much as she can. Which seems to be a lot more then a far of the kids who have either thrown up already or passed out.*

Sableye Leader: Enough! I apologize on behalf of my clan! *He looks about ready to hit Derek but is barely managing to hold himself back.*

*demi gets a o_o; face and gives her more of an awkward hug then anything. After all shes still not used to these strangers.*

Kane: Scare him with your hellhound form then?

Ben: Go back to caves they calling me...lemme go...

*Once Melody's done, they all put her onto the ground and start cheering at her. Several of them throw bead necklaces at Melody, getting several over her head. They all start dancing around Melody, finding her to be their new party queen seeing as she can party so hard.*

Derek-" Okay, it's all good then. I married one of your clan's offsprings. She told me to come here to figure out why your clan had demon DNA in them. I'm your distant son in law." :D
*He then breaks free and hugs the life out of the Sableye leader.*
Derek-" Daddy!"

*The Nidoqueen pulls out a stamp and stamps both the baby's and Demi's head.*
Nidoqueen-" Okay, we adopted you now. I'm now your mother." ^_^

Lilith: That would be mean. Come we should look for others. *She picks the Zoura by the scruff of his neck and starts walking. The Zoura yells and protests against being carried.*

Calling to you? What are you talking about Ben?

Demi: But me have a mommy. *She looks at the Nidoqueen confused.*

Clan Leader: This is an abomination to clan ways! Let go of me. *He seems a bit freaked out.*

Melody; Whoo hoo collage rules! *She raises her hands in the air at the cheers but she seems a bit unsteady on her feet and on the verge of falling over.*

Nidoqueen-" Yes, that's me. And I'm going to feed you every second of the day till I can make that bulge." ^_^
*She gives Demi's belly a pat before pulling out a pile of food and placing it in front of her.*

*Derek rolls over and kicks the Sableye off, had enough to make him smash into the ceiling high above, but light enough to seem like Derek's just playing rough.*
Derek-" Oh come on, don't be that way daddy!"

*When all of the male Watchog see Melody getting tipsy, they all start crowding around her and dancing with her by rubbing bellies up against her side. She might want to get out of there before she passes out around the college boys. That, or start beating them off with a stick.*

Kane: We'll let you down f you just tell us why your here. But until then.

Ben: I said lemme go....lemme go...
*He bites down on her hand*

Melody: Guys you might want to back up I'm about to throw up.

Demi: you not mommy. *She yawns and shoves th food away.*

*The Sableye mutters something under his breath and grabs into the ceiling hanging there for a min before dropping down onto Derek's head.*

Sableye Leader: Stop it. We have recorded much of out history. It will be easy enough to find the answers to your questions. Come follow me. *Jumping off Derek's head he heads down a passageway.*

Zoura: You have no right to do this!

*Shadow yells and drops Ben.*
Why you little brat. You are so getting a spanking.

*Hearing the magical phrase about vomiting, the whole room empties in a second. The music cuts off just as the last college kid runs out of the room, leaving Melody all alone. I guess no one wants to be around her anymore.*

Nidoqueen-" Then who is your mommy? If it's not me, I can't imagine who it could be."

*Derek hops up and starts wandering after the Sableye, stepping on his heels with every step just to annoy him.*
Derek-" Do you have demon in you?"
*He pauses for a second before pulling out a cross and taping it to the back of the leader's head.*

*Growling he turns and claws Derek's arm.*

Sableye Leader: Not many in my clan has cursed blood I am lucky to be one of the bloodlines that do not have it. Now stop before I have to tied up and hung by your toes and beaten by the kids.

Demi: Mommy looks like me only shes purple. ^_^

Melody: Works everytime. *She stumbles over to the inn keeper and gets a key to her room.*

Derek-" Aww, you're so cute when you're angry. LET THERE BE LIGHT."
*He blows a flamethrower into a sphere and holds it there with a psychic attack, forming a small artificial sun to light up the cave.*
Derek-" Come out little demon gremlins~"

Nidoqueen-" Well, my husband is purple. Can you view him as your new mommy?"

*Can we say there's a few hundred Tepig's rolling around in a mud pit in Melody's room? :3 College piggies, such wild kids.*

Melody: Why on earth are you in my room?

Sableye Leader: Put that thing out! *He jumps up and trys to knock it out of Derek's hands in hopes of breaking it.*

*Demi shakes her head no quickly.*

*All of the piggies stop rolling around and turn to face Melody. Two seconds later, a wave of dirty piggies start piling onto Melody.*

*It doesn't break. It just causes Derek to drop the ball of fire. Once dropped, it rolls deeper into the cave system, going down the slanted tunnels towards the very bottom.*
o_O Derek-" Is that bad?"

Nidoqueen-" Come on sweetie, why don't you tell me all about your old family..."
*She wraps her arms around Demi and picks her up before going into the main sitting room of the shop.*

Demi: We live in big cave. There bunch of different Pokemon. Daddy scary sometime but he read me stories. *She goes on to tell her a bit about everyone.*

*Melody's eye widen in suppose and she falls over due to the sudden weight of all the piggies. Desperately she trys to push them off before they ruin her fur but to late shes covered in mud.*
Melody: Off!

Sableye Leader: Yes its bad! *He takes off running after the ball of light in hopes of catching it before it goes to deep. As it gets deeper theres a few crys from a few Sableye who never come up to see the sun.*

*Ben's tails turn into Daggers and point straight at Shadow's throte*
Ben: Try it....


Kane: Lilith scare the kid.

*Stardust then tackles Ben and barks angerly at him.*

*Lilith tosses the Zoura to Kane.*

Lilith: Why don't you?

*Ben growls and tries to get away from her but due to her being almost three times his size he has trouble and is being crushed under her weight. One of his tail daggers sticks into her leg*



*Kane turns around and pulls out the mask from courage the cowardly dog*
Kane: Oooga boooga booga!

Zoura: Oh looks like you got a new face. That a great improvement.

*Stardust yelps but shes given Shadow enough time to stick Ben with a needle full of stuff that should knock him out for at least ten mins.*