Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

((Burn in hell Liz~ :D))
*Soul holds a doggy treat up in front of Destiny's nose. He waves it back and forth for a few seconds to get her attention, then throws it into a lake.*
Soul-" Go get the treat."

*Too late. A fountain of vomit comes out of the Flygon's mouth, and lands right on Lilly.*

*Kane stares down at his chest before closing his eyes and waiting for the inevitable*
Kane: Goof bye cruel world! >_<
*He lays down with his paws over his ears*

*Derek quickly pulls out a taser and sticks it to Kane's back to make him think he's having a heart attack.*
Gardevoir-" There it is, time to go."
*While the electricity is still going through Kane, Gardevoir grabs his paw and drags him through a portal to the land of the dead.*

*Kane let's out a loud yelp a he's shocked. The taser leaving a small char where it touched him*
Kane: X_x Tell me Gardevoir, were you always a grim reaper or whatever?

*Gardevoir watches where she's going as she drags Kane by both of his front paws with both of her hands.*
Gardevoir-" Nope. About 335 years ago, I was a normal Gardevoir. My idiot trainer felt like pulling on Ninetales' tails, so she tried to curse him. I stepped in the way and took the curse on myself. Ever since then, I've been stuck here as the grim reaper. Tell me though, is Ninetales still crazy? I haven't really seen her since the day she cursed me into this job."

*Kane pulls his paws away and stands up his own. Showing he's still willing to follow her*
Kane: Yeah, last we saw she was eating some Zoroark Sam dragged in... Can I be a ghost or a reaper I don't really wanna be dead. And I bet you need help. ^_^

Gardevoir-" NO! Never again! I got help from Maria about a year ago and I still haven't cleaned up her mess. She was pulling souls out of people who weren't ready to die yet. Heck, she even went off on a blood rage and took down an entire city with one of the spare scythes we keep in the guard room. I'm never making that mistake again."
*She snaps her fingers as she walks towards a massive prison in the land of the dead. Though, it's still a long ways off, so the entire complex is just a speck in the distance. Lots of walking for fat doggy.*

*Kane takes a look at the prison before hugging onto her leg like a little kid*
Kane: Oh please you don't know what they do to people in prison! I'm not like Maria or whatever I'm not a moron please! I'll help you in anyway I learn fast and catch on quickly! Please don't send me there I might drop the soap! Dx
*He says in quick sobs*

Gardevoir-" Oh don't worry, we're not going there to lock you up. We're just going there so you can get sentenced to hell for all eternity."

Kane: Hell?! Oh please Gardevoir don't do this to me we're friends! I'll do anything to make up for what I did! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Gardevoir-" I'm sorry, but since the day you met them, you've been terribly mean to all of your friends. It's a place you belong."
*She grabs him by the scruff of his neck and starts dragging him into the prison.*

Kane: I was going to apologize right before I died...ask Derek I was going to go buy Laura some flowers....
*He looks down. Knowing it's no use to struggle from the small times he's spent with her*

*Gardevoir smiles and holds him over the firey hole in the ground that leads to hell.*
Gardevoir-" Got any last words?"

Kane: ;-; Tell Laura that I'm sorry and I loved her like a sister because she and Lilith we really the only ones who were close to me.
*He clenched his eyes shut as a tear streams down his cheek*

*Gardevoir then drops him, making Kane land on something soft. Derek is sitting on the couch, flipping through the TV channels. He slowly reaches over and wraps his arm around Kane, pulling him close. Somehow, Kane's been dressed up in a very tight dress. There's lipstick on his lips and an earring in his left ear. There's also a very tight pair of pink panties and bra under his dress, with only a tail hole cut in the back of the panties. His tail has several red plastic rings put on it to hold his fur down and make his tail look slim. In other words, he looks like a very sexy lady.*
Derek-" Was wondering when you would get back baby." <3

*Kane sits there for a moment before looking himself over then over at Derek*
Kane: Is this some sick joke or am I really in hell...? ._.
*He looks up where he was dropped*

Derek-" You're in hell. This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you."
*And then he locks lips/beak with Kane.*

*Kane screams and pulls away before dashing under the couch with a ;-; face*
Kane: this is too much someone help! Please Gardevoir! I'll be your own personal slave if it means anything!

*Derek looks under the couch at Kane.*
Derek-" I can get you out if you promise to be my personal slave."
*He pushes the papers under the couch towards Kane, along with a pen to sign it. It's the papers Kane needs to sign his life away to Derek.*

Kane: I promise!
*He takes the pen with his left paw and signs the palates without even reading them first*