Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Derek-" Fine, but I'm onto you dog... there's something not right about the way you act... Come on babe."
*He first reaches for Shadow's hand, then thinks twice. Grabbing Alia's wing, he marches out of the building with her.*
Derek-" Creepy dog..."

*Alia looks back as she goes along with Derek*
Alia: He always did scare me....weird how he hasn't aged since I was a little girl...

Derek-" Oh God, I can't think of you as little or a girl... You're more of a rumpled old tomboy than anything..."

Alia: I used to be a complete daddy's girl when I was a kid. To be honest...I have no idea where I picked up the tom boyness....must have been when my dad sent me to an all female bootcamp.
*She says looking up at the sky with her wing on her beak*

*Derek stops in his tracks and stares at Alia. His mind is wandering off in all the wrong directions when Alia mentioned her as a tomboy being around nothing but girls for a long period of time.*
Derek-"....Ding."

*She looks at him for a moment before a heavy blush appears on her face*
>_<
Alia: Derek no it was nothing like that you perv!

Derek-" Bullcrap. I heard about you and my daughter getting into that closet, then you smoking a cigarette afterwards. You ain't fooling me, you Russian bird."
*He flicks her red hair before finding a nice dumpster to sleep on.*
((I'm out~))

*Shadow glances at Alia as she becomes a Sableye again and grins having gotten a mean and evil idea. Quickly grabbing the magic dust she turns herself back into a Vulpix then takes out a fire stone. Once shes evolved she ruffles her fur to make her look like crazy old Ninetales before hopping onto Derek's chest and staring at him while he sleeps.*

*Once Derek feels the paws on his chest, he slowly opens his eyes and looks up at her.*
Derek-" Is this a dream? Because I see some beautiful old fox with my eyes." ♥_♥

*Shadow gets a ._.' face but quickly shakes it off. She trys to make herself look like a hungry fox but with little luck. Even the growl she makes her sound more like shes hurt then anything.*

Derek-" Come here my lovely! Show daddy some love!"
*Derek grabs Shadow's cheeks and locks his beak with her lips. And this is probably the only affection Shadow is going to get for a while, so she might as well milk it for all its worth. Several passers by stare in shock at the nasty Ninetales and Blaziken kissing on top of a pile of trash and shake their heads, a few saying the phrase "Hobos...." before continuing on.*

*Giving up Shadow gives him a big old wet kiss. Hearing the Pokemon as they walk by she growls her ears going back flat against her head.*

*Alia is sitting by the garbage bin flipping a coin*
Alia: I think the bottle said 1 week....I may be wrong....I gotta find out where I tossed it...

*Shadow then tackles Alia growling.*

*Alia pulls out a ball made of fox nip and shoved it into her nose*

*Sneezing it out Shadow stares at it with a @_@ face and jumping on it.*

Alia: ^_^ Always gotta keep some nip on ya in case you get attacked. ^_^

*Shadow rolls around the ground tossing the nip around. Some of it lands on Alia followed by Shadow jumping on her to get it.*

*Alia screams and uses her leg to kick her off*
Alia: Down girl! Dx

*Kane whimpers as he sits up ontop of a stack of plates being held up by a unicycle on a tight rope*
Kane: Is this safe?!

*Derek is staring down at the two.*
Derek-" Don't we have an appointment to get to?"

Pichu-" Probably not, but it may lead on to bigger and better things. I don't exactly need you up that high, seeing as you'll still be on the stage."