Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek is laying on the floor, littered with bullets and bleeding badly. Hopefully that will set off Shadow's wife-like senses so she'll come to save the day.*

*Soul walks off with the Vulpix then, I guess. =/*

*What she saw in his head scared her. She may act older but don't forget she was only a couple of weeks old when she died.*

*Shadow goes poof and reappears in the gun store KOing everyone. She trots out wiping her claws clean.*

*Well Soul's a stubborn demon dog, and will continue to be that way until someone fixes him.... and no. If you try to make him into a lady because I said Fix Him, I'll hurt you.*

*Shadow's husband is still shot to pieces and bleeding on the floor~*

Zym: WEll thank you.^_^
*He says standing up. He then tarts walking towards the back to get the person who I forgot his name was*
Zym: Oh my....is that a 1800 leaver action repeater!?
*Then he sidetracks over to the gun with a *_* face*

*Some random Pokemon tosses a knife away and walks off muttering.*

*Shadow walks over and starts taking care of Derek while the gun owner glares at Zym.*

*Derek slowly opens one eye and stares up at Shadow through his blurry vision.*
Derek-" Oh no... I've died and gone to hell. Begone foul beast..."

-_-## Oh you will pay for that one.

*Once Derek wakes up enough to realize it's Shadow, he goes pale and passes out again from fear. Shadow still has her ways with him. <3*

Oh yeah you better be afraid. When you wake up again were going to have a nice long chat while your hanging upside down by your toes.

Zym: HOw much for the gun mister?

*Derek hugs onto Shadow's legs and kisses her feet right in front of everyone in that store.*
Derek-" I'm sorry, don't hurt me! Zym says you're pretty, and I agree with him!" Dx

Zym: I think it's her eyes that give her appeal. Otherwise her general lack of fur must be a turn off. ^_^

???: 20,000 poke.

What did you say Zym? -_-#

*Derek scoots behind Shadow and starts rubbing her shoulders to prepare her for a fight.*
Derek-" Oooooo! Zym's going to get it!"

Zym: Take it as constructive criticism dear. Well crap...I'll be blunt with this. You just got an organ transplant right? Well look, the organ you have doesn't rightfully belong to you and we need it back so either come with us or else the needle I have in my hand is going straight into your head, knocking you out an you wake up in a bath tub full of ice. So what do you say big fella?

*The frog Pokemon glares at Zym and reaches for his gun.*

???: Get off my land or I'll call the law on ya after I feel you full of lead. I had to pay out of me own pocket to get the organ.

We'll give you a new one. A better one. *She glares at Zym thinking of ways to toture him.*

Zym: YOu have five seconds to put your gun away or this needle is going straight into your eye hun....5..4..
Anya: Take their offer trust me you should have seen what they did to this poochyena!
Zym:3...2...
*He raises his paw up*

*Derek's hand slowly creeps down Shadow's back until it's on her bottom. He's feeling confident he can squeeze her bottom and she won't notice due to her being so mad at Zym.*

*The baby squeaks and slowly wakes up, only to find a group of cloaked figures standing around him. He slowly squeaks in fear and tugs on Demi's arm.*

*Shadow moves away from Derek just before he gets the chance and leaps onto Zym's head trying to rip his eyes out. Muttering under his breath the frog looks over at Derek. Since Shadow can't talk at the moment.*

???: A better one? How much better.

*Demi wakes up and looks around scared.*

Demi: Who they?

Zym: So much better that you won't receive this needle in your brain?