Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek is already busy trying to cram the stick in Shadow somewhere she can't bite down on it.*
Derek-" Hold still and don't scream."

*Shadow mutters a curse under her breath and slashes the stick again.* Will you stop that already?

*Derek gets a >( face and pinches the crud out of Shadow's butt.*
Derek-" I could say the same to you. You've changed girl. Cursing and whatnot. You sure ain't "Pure as snow" anymore. You've let that old Sableye down."

Cussing and cursing can be two diffreant things. You've changed yourself you old bird. I have stuff to do but you don't seem to want to at least offer help. All your doing is fooling around which I don't mind and even like untill you try to stick a stick up my butt. Now I need to make a present for someone but first I need body parts. Think you can help?

*A snow white angel statue is sitting a few feet away from shadow. Might be a good decoration for cave*


*And Kane is sitting behind Derek taking apart Lopez*
P:
Kane: Thing has some nice parts in it.

*Silver is sitting next to Kane with some glasses on and is studying what he is doing*
its never to late to learn.....
*she takes some notes*


*Nova is biting down on Blaze's ear as she starts to swing from it with a giggle*

Oh pretty statue. @_@

*Derek is scratching his head with one hand while trying to cram the stick in Shadow again.*
Derek-" Are we talking about Sam's body parts or someone elses?"

*Blaze reaches up and grabs Nova before punting her through a magical fox portal to Lilly*
Blaze: Go spend the day with her.



Kane: We have all of Sam's pieces...save her skin since that pichu is being a pain. >_>

Derek-" That's impossible. No-one could have gathered all of the pieces that fast. Not against a group of immortal Pokemon scattered across the earth who don't want their organs taken away from them."

Kane: there's still that group we have in the cave. I have no clue if there's more. =/

*Silver Gives a pitch fork and torch to Kane*
go get them....xD
*looks at Derek*
then how are we going to find them all again?


*Nova shrugs as she goes over and bites onto Lilly's ear and starts to swing from it*

« Last edited by kimmy456 on 3rd Sep 2011 »

Not Sam's I want as much non Fluffer DNA I can get as well as whatever demon vulpix/ninetales DNA might be laying around. I'm making a body and I'm starting with the DNA and working my way up.

*Lilly wakes up and yawns.*

*Derek pulls out a cane and wig before dressing himself up to look like an old chicken.*
Derek-" Well have fun with that. I'm going to go off and act as old as shadow thinks I am. Later."
*He crowches over and starts wandering off towards town, grumbling something about kids staying off his lawn.*

Kane: Why would you want that stuff?
*Take the pretty statue*
+_+

You are as old as I saw you are and stop that. Thats Melody's job. *Three...Two..One Shadow is attacks by an angry Weasel.*

*Derek is already in town, smacking the side of a water fountain with his cane.*
Derek-" Blasted new founded technology. Back in my day, we didn't have public urinals, and they sure as shoot didn't squirt water in the air! ...Oh well. When in Rome..."
*And then he starts using what he thinks is a urinal to... well, do his business. Just like a confused old man would.*

*And then a swarm of cops come. They beat and taze Derek before tossing him in jail, Already in the cell is a buff Blaziken with tattoos on him. Seeing Derek he winks at him and the rp camria starts to fade.*

*Meanwhile for once Melody wins the fight and walks away dusting her paws off with a ^_^ face. *

((Have to go,))

Derek-" Oh baby, where have you been all my life? You're much more attractive than my ugly old wife." :D
*He leaps into the Blaziken's arms as the cameras fully fade.*

*The same, helpful Dragonite with Sam's Liver comes by, scoops up Shadow off of the ground with a shovel, and starts carrying her off to the hospital.*
((Night.))

*Alia is sitting in the hospital wing of the caves. Kane's head in her chest as the dog works on her insides...also she's in a bird cage hanging from the ceiling*