Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Garret: "I'll see what I can do."
*Vanishes. Appears on Gardevoir's head.*
"I need to see the BOM. It's about turning Derek back into a chicken."

*Angel gets a knife and takes a slice out of Derek. She bakes the slice into a pumpkin pie.*
"Pie anyone?" ^-^

@_@
*chris tackles angel, eating the pie and part of her hand in the process*
chris-" more!"

gardevoir-" uh-uh, derek messed up for the last time. its not going to change him back"

Angel: -_-" "Dat was my hand, puppi boi!"
*Grabs Chris's tail and eats it.*
"Mmm... Dat tastes good..."
@_@ "Moooore..."

Garret: "At least let me talk to her... them... it...? Oh, whatever..."

gardevoir-" it, dont ever call it a he or she... i did once.."
*shudders and rips open a portal to a dark room*

*chris runs off screaming. he leaves a trail of blood behind him*
chris-" tera! help!"

(Dats right, Chris. Don't mess with da mousey when she's recently ingested 428 sharpies.)
*Angel grabs a spork.*
"GET BACK HERE!"
*Chases Chris.*

*Tera appears next to Chris.*
"Why are you running?"
*Follows him.*

*Garret hops in.*
"Hello?"

*what's left of chris' tail is still bleeding heavily*
chris-" stop the mouse, she's hurting me!"

*there is no response other than his own echoes in the room"

*Maria walks through Treasure Town with Trarek.*
"Trarek, we've been gone for a good bit. Wonder if anyone missed us?"
"Probably not."
*Suddenly, Ruby drops out of a nearby tree, and lands on Trarek's head.*
"....Oh yeah, I forgot about Ruby..."
*She has a ^-^ face.*
"There you are! I've wondered where you've been!"
M-"We've been out in the Wastelands."
R-"Never heard of it and don't care to listen to a story."
*Trarek has a -_- face.*

*Garret wanders around the room.*
"Hello? BOM? Are you here?"

*Tera gets a o_O face.*
"What did she DO to you?!"
*Angel leaps onto Tera's back.*
Angel: "HORSEY! LETS GO FOR A RIDE!!!"
*Grabs Tera's ears and uses them like reins. Steers her towards a cliff.*
Tera: 0_0 "Um... No?"
*She stops running. Angel spits out a fireball and throws it at Tera's butt. She yelps and runs forward, then falls off the cliff.*
Tera: -_- "I hate you."
Angel: "WHEEEEE!!!"
*Angel jumps off Tera's back and lands on a passing Skarmory. Tera turns to water just before she hits the ground, then resolidifies.*
Tera: "Too close..."
*Angel flies around on the skarmory, then hops onto Chris's head. Bites his ear.*

*chris curls up and cries*

*a voice echoes in the room*
BOM-" what is it this time?"

*Will, growing up rapidly, comes out of Sharpedo's hideout. He streches, and yawns without sound. He looks ahead, and sees Maria coming with Trarek. He growls at Maria, but wags his tail on the sight of Trarek.*

Garret: "What, getting tired of seeing me? Isn't it possible that I don't want anything, but just dropped by for a friendly visit?"
*Grins a bit.*

*Angel cuts off his head and puts it on a pidgey's body. Puts the pidgey's head on his body.*
"Yay!"
*Amazingly, both Chris and the pidgey are still alive.*

*chris dies soon after. his body's all limp and bleeding*

BOM-" i highly doubt you came to visit"

*Silver looks around*
this is bad....

Garret: "True. But I promise that one of these days, I will, if you'd like. I came here because of Derek. I know he probably killed a lot of people with the tidal wave incident, but you know him... He's just finding idiotic solutions to simple problems. He never really means to hurt anyone... Besides, nobody likes his new form... It's too breakable... And it's quiet. Eerily quiet..."

*Angel kicks Chris's body. She sighs and brings him back to life.*
"Stop sleeping!!!"
*Sits on his head.*

*sam thinks for a moment*
sam-" i couldn't... but... i want... to"
*she sticks her tail in a puddle of water. her temporal scar glows bright blue and images of the future appear in it. sam gets a -_-""" face*
sam-" i knew i couldn't trust garret. i knew he would run off with some one else"
*sam gets up and walks off. the image of kate in the puddle slowly fades away*

BOM-" ...fine, but he's staying this way for a while. few days"
*chris starts crying again*

*Garret nods.*
"Thank you. And I really will visit you if you want..."

*Tera climbs up the cliff and tackles Angel.*
"Jeez... Can't you just calm down!? What is wrong with you???"
(-_- Why did she see a vision of Chris's dead sister?)

((cant spoil future storylines :D))
*chris crawls off*
BOM-" nah, i have too many things to do"

*sam walks out of the forest*
sam-"..."

(Then tell me when I get on IM. I want to know why you just possibly ruined the greatest relationship in this rp)
*Garret nods.*
"Alright. It was nice talking to you again. Bye!"
*Teleports onto Gardevoir's head.*
"Hey, can I ask you something?"

*Tera KO's Angel with an Iron Tail to the head, then follows Chris. She sighs and puts her paw where his tail was.*
"This is gonna sting a bit..."
*His tail starts to regrow, but it feels like it's on fire.*

@_@
chris-" doggy no like fire!"
*tries to run off*

gardevoir-" anything garret"
*she's cleaning up a weavile that jumped off a cliff. bits of it are everywhere*