Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek gets up and gives them a sarcastic smile*
Derek-" Yeah, the future is great. I have a pregnant wife whom I fear might eat me, a psychotic mouse for a daughter that's constantly hurting others, an ex girlfriend that constantly wants to hurt ME, a freak of a legendary Pokemon that is mad at me because I ruined his plans to take over the world, dead family, dead friends, and a load of sh*t on my shoulders. How could it get any better?"
*He walks away from them without saying another word*

*Silver ears go back and she starts to follow Derek*
........................

He scurries after them on his little paws.

*Silver then walks right next to Derek*

-_- Derek-" Why are you two following me?"

*Ruby flies above Treasure Town and the surrounding area, scanning the below terrain for signs of Shade. Ever since she found him gone, she's been looking for him. She flies past Mountain Bristle and Voltage, her eyes sweeping the area. She continues onward, looking for even a hint of a clue to Shade's whereabouts. She even goes out as far north as the Wastelands, and decides its not a good idea to keep up this search without more help. She sighs, and holds something close to her chest, keeping it warm.*
"Where could he be....?"
*She begins the journey back home, examining the land from the skies on the return trip home.*

*Sam is hiding in a ditch with a helmet on her head. She has an old WW2 radio by her side and a large cannon mounted on the ground right in front of her. She watches Ruby fly overhead and picks up the radio*
Sam-" Command, we have an unidentified flying thingy in the air. Permission to fire at will... oh, screw you guys, I'm doing it anyway!" :P
*She starts firing round after round at Ruby, trying to blow her out of the sky*
Sam-" GET SOME!"

He shrugs. "The simple fact that I've got nothing better to do."

Derek-" Go mess with someone else, kid. I'm not in the mood to deal with you"

"Don't got no one else to mess with. Sorry there."

*Silver keeps on following Derek*

*Derek finally stops and looks down at Silver*
Derek-" Why? Just why?"

*looks at him*
you look like you could use some company.....

*Ruby walks up to Sam from behind, punching one fist into a open palm.*
"You lil bugger, I'm gunna get you back for what you did this morning!"
*There is a black mark on Ruby's back, indicating a successful hit from the cannon.*

Derek-" What good would company do me right now?" =/

O_O Sam-" OMG, TURKEY~!"
*She pulls out a knife and fork right before tackling Ruby and trying to eat her*

*Lilly runs past Derek and Silver being chased by Spearow.*

cause....company is the best thing for you right now....walking alone only adds on to the negative you feel...

*Derek watches Lilly run by*
Derek-" HA! I KNEW she would try to eat something that was too much for her to handle one day!"
*He falls over next to Silver, laughing his head off*

*Ruby lets out an angry growl, and kicks Sam off, letting her draconic power take control. The kick sends Sam hurling through the air.*

*watches Derek laugh then watches Lilly*
wow...that is something you don't see everyday....