Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

oh....o.k...
*Silver goes back to drinking her drink*

"I hope not..."

*Tori gives him the drink, which actually has one of her knives in it*
"CHICKENS ARE FOOD!!"
*Tori tries to stab Derek with her other knife, but Starr stops her*
"No killing my burdy brethren! Customers mean MONEY. Money means more knives for you."
"Ooh, KNIVES. I LIKE KNIVES!!!"
"Then Tori will be good and go behind the counter again..."
*Tori does so, and notices the bug from before*
"Oh, HELLO, LITTLE BUG! I see you've not died yet! SUFFER SO THAT I MAY DRINK YOUR DELICIOUS BLOOD!!"
*Starr sighs out of relief*
"Yeeeaaah, stay away from her. Or she might stalk you."

*Derek taps his scar and waves his finger in the air. The beer in Silver's mouth comes out of her nose and back into the bottle*
Derek-" Sensible ladies shouldn't drink like a horse"

Star_Meteor_Dragon said:

"I hope not..."

*Tori gives him the drink, which actually has one of her knives in it*
"CHICKENS ARE FOOD!!"
*Tori tries to stab Derek with her other knife, but Starr stops her*
"No killing my burdy brethren! Customers mean MONEY. Money means more knives for you."
"Ooh, KNIVES. I LIKE KNIVES!!!"
"Then Tori will be good and go behind the counter again..."
*Tori does so, and notices the bug from before*
"Oh, HELLO, LITTLE BUG! I see you've not died yet! SUFFER SO THAT I MAY DRINK YOUR DELICIOUS BLOOD!!"
*Starr sighs out of relief*
"Yeeeaaah, stay away from her. Or she might stalk you."

*Derek takes the knife out of the drink and throws it at the door. He puts the drink to his beak and sips down half of it before looking back at Starr*
Derek-" So how have you been?"

*Chris hops on Aline's back and licks her ear ring*
Chris-" Home please... I'm getting tired again"

for your information Derek....it wasn't beer...it was soda.....
*looks at her drink*

Derek-" Carbonation must have hurt your nose then"

*looks at Derek*
my nose hurts a little......
*looks forward*

*Starr frowns*
"Not well, Chicken Man. All the people who work here are crazier than me. It IS POSSIBLE."

*Aline grins*
"Okay. Back home for us."
*She starts walking home*

*Derek drinks the rest of his beer and rubs the top of Starr's beak*
Derek-" You need to find a hubby or something. Someone to push your craziness off on who can take it"

Chris-" Do I have to pay for this taxi ride?"

"I'm tired too." He walks to the house and hops on the couch.

*Silver smiles as she drinks her soda*
........................

"Having a hubby isn't in my cards. Besides, my life will never be the same because of all the employees who practically LIVE here. They stuff themselves into a supply closet every night."

*Aline gets a X) face*
"Naw, Chris. No money needed."

*Derek looks around at all the female employees*
Derek-" Devil's 6 way? Send me a video of that some time, I've always wanted to see you going at it with other girls"

Chris-" Oh goodie"
*He turns around on her back and starts nibbling on her tail lightly*

*Silver gets up*
o.k.....I'm ready to leave.....you all..
*Silver heads to walk out of the bar*

"No chance of that, but I'll make an introduction so you can at least be somewhat safe."
*She points to Tori*
"As you know, she's Tori. She's a knife nut and has murdered several people. So don't p*ss her off and you'll be fine."
*Then she points to a couple of shiny Togekiss*
"'Kay, the one on the left is Sara. She's 'psychic' and smokes weed. The one on the left is Sasha. She only pretends to be psychic, and she likes crack. They're twins and drug dealers."
*Next, she points to a Smeargle staring at the wall intently*
"That is Felicien. He paints, and then watches the paint dry. If he messes up, he'll shout much profanity and start again. He's the most normal one here."
*She then points at a Chatot saying 'NO' over and over again*
"That's Holly. She only says 'NO' and does it every second. She's a living clock."
*And finally, she points to an Espeon, who says, "Light ON, light OFF." repeatedly*
"She's Aelita. She thinks she's a lamp, and often messes around with the light switch, causing an increase in our power bill. These are the nuts I have to work with."

*Aline smiles as she arrives*

Derek-" One guy and all those girls in that one closet? That's the luckiest Smeargle I've ever seen in my life... I envy him..."
*He leans against the bar and sighs, looking down at the floor*
Derek-" I saw that you're rebuilding that ship of yours. What are you going to do with this bar when you finish it?"
*He rubs his stomach as the beer he drank earlier starts to upset his stomach*

*Chris lies next to the fire and smiles at her*
Chris-" Still feel like leaving?"

*Silver walks just outside the bar and sits down*
I can't stand those places.....

Forgoten_Scars said:

Derek-" One guy and all those girls in that one closet? That's the luckiest Smeargle I've ever seen in my life... I envy him..."
*He leans against the bar and sighs, looking down at the floor*
Derek-" I saw that you're rebuilding that ship of yours. What are you going to do with this bar when you finish it?"
*He rubs his stomach as the beer he drank earlier starts to upset his stomach*

*Chris lies next to the fire and smiles at her*
Chris-" Still feel like leaving?"

*Starr pulls out a maid's outfit*
"You can work here, too. And then it'll be two guys and all the girls except me in a closet all night. And I am. I still need more money for rebuilding that stupid thing that always blows up, so I still have to work here for a while longer."

*Aline shakes her head*
"Not a chance."

Derek-" Tempting as it is, I'm still married to someone for the rest of my life. Could never play one night in the closet with a bunch of girls no matter how badly I want to. Besides, I could spend the night with you at the Halberd helping you fix it up. Was my fault it got destroyed anyway, feel guilty leaving you alone to build it"
*He pats her back and looks out the window at Silver*

Chris-" You have no idea how glad I am to hear that, Aline"

*Silver continues to sit there*
I can't stand these places.....yet I still go to them....