Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

;-; Derek-" OH MY GAWD! I can't even bear the thought of looking at your... much less touching it..."
*He vomits up his stomach into the trash can*

*Chris hisses at Aline and darts right for her, leaping over the couch*

*Starr gets a :D face at his ralphing*

"Dogs can't hiss..."
*Just in time, she teleports behind Chris and pounces on him from behind*
"Pinned ya."

*Derek sees her smiling at the idea and starts shaking like a leaf. He backs into the corner, wide eyed at her as the generator burns through the ropes binding her*
o_o Derek-" G...G...Get... away... from me..."

*Chris starts struggling and trying to roll her over so she's on the bottom*
Chris-" Using powers is cheating!" >.<
*He starts smacking her leg with his tail*

*She uses Psychic to take Tori's knife from him*
"I believe this is mine now."
*She gets a >D face as she holds up the knife and comes closer*

"No it isn't. You said nothing against them."

*He grabs between his legs and gets ready to rip it off*
Derek-" I would rather lose it than stick it in you!"
*He starts pulling but begins to black out from fear*

*Chris grunts and rolls over so he's on top of her and she's on her belly*
Chris-" Got you!"
*He puts his forehead to the back of her head to hold her head down*

"I shall toss him into a vat of liquid cheese. But not before I get rid of all his feathers."
*She starts plucking them out*

"Okay, fine, you win."

*Derek lets go of himself and passes out on the floor of the Halberd*

Chris-" I thought so"
*He stays on her back and starts nibbling at the back of her ear*

*She keeps pulling out his feathers*

"But I wasn't cheating~"

*Derek is out like a light, now naked from the feather pulling*

Chris-" Yes you were, you know kitty's powers scare blue doggy"
*He rolls over to her side and lays down beside her*

"Now where's the nearest vat of....You know what? Chocolate pudding is WAY better than some dumb old cheese. Ribbon can make the whole thing happen with her magic mind thingies."
*She drags Derek over to a nearby Ribbon, who is trying to look all shady by being in a dark alley and wearing shades*

"But you never made any rules against using them."

*Derek groans a little in his sleep*

Chris-" Can we not say they're hidden rules?"

"Bushrat, job."
"I'm listening."
*Ribbon slowly takes off her shades for dramatic effect*
"Bushrat, I need a giant pool of chocolate pudding before blue Chicken Man comes to."
"That's impossible, Starr. Where would I get that much pudding?"
"I don't know, you're the one with the magic mind thingy, YOU figure it out."
"Yeah? What's in it for me?"
"There will be snack cakes. As far as the eye can see. And beyond."
*Ribbon gets a >_> face*
"Fine, I'll make your chocolate pool."
*Ribbon flies off*

"But that makes it unfair, doesn't it?"

*Chris is already asleep on the floor, snoring lightly*

*Derek grumbles in his sleep*
Derek-" Nerd... rape... help..."

*She silently wanders around the house until she finds a blanket. She takes it back to Chris and puts it over him*

*Starr gets a >_> face*
"Nonono, shuddap, Blue Chicken Man."
Where IS Bushrat!? Shouldn't she be back already!? She can teleport!

*The blanket freezes into a solid piece of ice when it touches Chris*

*Derek rolls over and starts trying to crawl away*

"Now. That's not supposed to happen. And it was such a pretty one, too~"

*Starr grabs him by the foot and pulls him back*
"Oh NO YOU DON'T."

*The ice continues to spread until it puts out the fire near him*

;-; Derek-" I DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED BY A BUTT UGLY BIRD!"

"Aaaannnnd, that's not supposed to happen, either..."
*She tries to escape the spreading ice*

"What, you mean surprise buttsecks? No, but you're about to be a chocolate chicken."

Derek-" Get away from me you perverted freak!"
*He kicks Starr in the head and makes a run for it*

*The ice has already covered all exits to the room and is spreading from the outside in, pushing her towards Chris*

*Ribbon stops him from getting very far, carrying what is to say, a LOT of chocolate pudding*
"Nonono. You are going dipped in chocolate before you get out of here!"
*She gets a D:< face*
*Starr catches Derek again, and drags him back*

*She cowers, hoping to not get frozen*