Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

o_O Derek-" God these girls have a kinky side! Dip me in pudding, then suck on my fingers till I'm purple?!"

*The ice keeps going until there's only 5 feet of free space around Chris. Chris speaks from underneath the blanket*
Chris-" You know, Gabby still wants you to have a kid. That means we have to spend time together, Aline. Best if this is here so you can't run"
*The ice streaks up her leg and covers the gem in her forehead so she can't use her powers*

*Ribbon gets a :S face*
"I'm only doing this 'cause I was hired to."
*Starr, however, gets a D< face*
"No, just dip you in pudding so you look like dino crap. Chicken sized dino crap."

"Was this all really necessary?"

*Derek rips Starr's beak off and starts walking away*
Derek-" You're not perverted, you're just stupid. I don't know why I was scared..."

Chris-" Kinda, you'll learn to like the ice" :3

*Even so, Ribbon dumps the pudding all over Derek simultaneously*
"Dino chicken crap."
*She then gives Starr her beak back. Starr smiles*
"Yay, Pollo is now brown~"
"Conglaturations. Where's my snack cakes?"
"I don't have any money..."

"But it's cold....I like heat..."

*The pudding moves off of Derek and forms into a ball in the air. It hardens into a rock and smacks Starr in the head like a cannon ball before falling onto Ribbon's back, making bushrat into pancakerat*
Derek-" Stupid girls"
*He keeps walking away*

*One of the ice walls moves out and pushes Aline onto Chris. He curls up around her*
Chris-" Then you better stay close"

*An icy white claw appears on Derek's shoulder*
"You forgot about the other stupid girl."

"I guess so."

*Derek stops and keeps looking forward*
Derek-" Move the claw or lose it"

*Chris slowly starts to fall into a deep sleep with Aline*

"Riiiight, I'm not used for a long time and I don't even get a 'Hi'. Sad Dragon Lady is sad."

*She does so, too*
((G2g soon, I may be able to get in one more post.))

*Derek forms a fire dagger and his hand and lops off a claw. He disappears into the shadows of the woods*

*Silver soon wakes up from sleeping and looks around*
wow....I must of fell asleep without knowing it again....I don't like when that happens...
*She slowly gets to her feet and pulls out a red crystal*
time to go see if I can sell these things....
*she starts to make her way into town as she places the red crystal back in her bag.*

*Shadow walks past Silver. Shes covered in really really bad burns.*

*Looks to see Shadow*
What happened.....you get a fire pokemon mad or something?

Nope I was sitting on hot coals and caught on fire.

ya.......well....use this...
*Silver throws Shadow a blue crystal*

*She catches it.*

*the crystal starts to shine and a cold feeling moves through shadow's body and her burns begin to heal*
Its a water/ice crystal....it beats using energy to try to heal the burns...the crystal does it for you....
*Silver turns and continues to walk towards town*

You could get rich selling these.

*Chris is standing on the side of the small ice cavern he made, licking the walls while wagging his tail*

*looks at Shadow*
I'm going to a store in town to see if I can sell them to a store....
*continues to walk*

*Aline wakes up to see Chris and shivers because of the cold*