Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Derek-" I've never had lizard soup before, and it would be nice on this cold island to have something hot"
*He completely takes all of the meat off of one of her legs, leaving only bone and starts on the other*
Derek-" Going to take a lot to fill the pot, might have to go after that tail too"

"Krow is more of a delicacy than dragon. Go eat Starr instead, you basterd."

Derek-" I'm not eating Starr, I'm actually making this soup for her. Don't worry, I'll heal you when I'm done... or just snap your spine so you can't feel the pain"
*He completely removes all of the meat from her other leg and throws it all in the pot. Slicing around the base of her tail until he hits the bone, he makes a clean cut all the way around it. With one yank on her tail, he pulls all of the meat right off of the tail bone and takes it over to the pot to slice it up into the soup*

"Now I remember why I really came here."

*Derek puts a hand on her head and regenerates the meat by forcing his energy into her body*
Derek-" And why would that be, Sketch? You know we all love you"
*He walks over and starts stirring the soup*

"It's because you're alll so annoying, keep calling me a lizard, and do sick sutff like this. Really. If you loved me like you said you do, you wouldn't be doing this."

Derek-" I call you lizard because you basically are a large one. It's what I called you when we first met and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon, seeing as it's one of the few things that remind me of better time. I only do this so called 'Sick stuff' because there are ways to fix it, and I'm sure no one wants to eat any soup if it's my meat in the pot. Now lighten up, give me a hug, and chew"
*He takes a small bit of meat out of the pot with a spoon and shoves it in her mouth*

*Angel leaps into Sam's arms, crying.*

*She spits it out with a -_-# face*

*Sam drops Angel, as she's still trying to hit Lapis with a stick*

Derek-" I'm serious Sketch. Either lighten up or I'm taking my business elsewhere. I came here to visit an old friend who I consider close to a niece, not some grumpy-@ss white lizard that acts like on old lady going through PMS"

No I'm not.

"Then you can have some disappointment pie on your face."

*Angel just stares at them, sniffing.*

*Derek seals up the pot of soup and takes it out of the cave. He walks past Starr and pulls her tongue off of the ice*
Derek-" Come on Starr, it's time to leave this island and go home"

*Lapis runs, cowering behind Ribbon. Ribbon snaps the stick and looks at Angel*
"What's wrong, puppy fox cat raccoon thing?"

*Starr looks at Derek*
"I was trying to get a tan, though..."

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Derek-" You're not going to get anything in this overcast covered POS island. You'd have a better chance if you dragged the Halberd out of the cave and set up chairs on top of it so we could lay down together to get a tan"

Sam-" That thing is the spawn of Satin I tell you!"
*Points to Lapis*

*She sniffs again.*
"Bad dweam again..."
*She puts her paw on Ribbon's forehead, and the 'dream' fills her mind.*

*Starr gets a >^> face*
"Wrong answer."

*Ribbon facepalms*
"You already have that title, Sam."
*Ribbon gets a O_O face as she sees the dream*
"Damn, Angel, what are you eating before you go to bed?"

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*She looks at Sam.*
"Mommy, I show you dweam?"

*Silver is walking around and yawns*