Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

._. Sam-" Well... we have a house now. Being broke can't be all that bad if you've managed to live in poverty for this long"

well, we need money to buy food, furniture, a tv...

-_- Sam-" We don't need furniture and you're not getting a TV... those things rot your brain. You want a job, go put this on and stand out at the corner of town"
*She hands Kane a two piece, tight, leather outfit*

Forgoten_Scars said:

Derek-" You're a foot tall purple gremlin that eats rocks and makes strange maps out of paper and crayons. You're married to a 6 foot tall blue chicken and have somehow had two kids with him"

Okay point taken.

Derek-" Now, since you're the one that's been to all these places and written down their locations, you tell me where to go first"

-_-
I ain't doing that.

*Silver continues to sleep, peacefully*

Head to the one south of here its the closest. Its hidden deep in the forest.

Sam-" Well tell me then, what other jobs are there around here? I've tried looking" :|

;_; Derek-" You're going to get me shot or squished, I just know it..."
*He hesitantly starts heading south*

How should I know? Just come up with something.

Sam-" ....If you could somehow learn to regrow your fur in a few seconds, I could shave you and start making black and white rugs out of your fur"

Don't worry so much.

Derek-" ....We're going to look for Rai in a creepy old castle hidden deep in a forest. We're looking for a girl that kills for fun and would like to harm me in any way... you're right, what's there to worry about?" :D

Not like she can kill you anyway. *Looks around at the forest.*

I'm not doing that, my fur is to sexy to damage.

Derek-" Oh, and that's suppose to make me feel better? I can't be killed, so I have to sit through everything she does to me. I have no death as a release from pain"
*He drops Shadow on the ground and keeps walking, following the maps badly drawn directions*

@_@ Sam-" I could sell one sexy rug for a lot..."

*Follows him.*

If she skins you alive you can have fun scaring people.

My fur is not for sale! Let's find another way to make money.

Derek-" I can also have fun screaming in pain as my muscles hit the air and sting constantly. I can bleed everywhere I walk and smell like rotting flesh around the children as I slowly lose my mind through the pain. After all that's done and my muscles have rotted enough to dull the pain, I can skin you alive so we can be the same as each other. Don't worry though, I'll do it slowly enough for you to see every square inch of flesh slowly being pulled away from your muscles, bones, and organs"

*Sam is already busy shaving Kane with a rusty razor*

You already did that to me.