Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Derek-" Details are that they found a strange girl... her tears form rare jewels worth millions each. They're probably doing anything they can to make her cry so that they can harvest her tears for money. Want to come with me or should I save the pretty girl all alone?"

Forgoten_Scars said:

*Chris is whistling to himself as he smears peanut butter on Aline's belly with a butter knife. He's wearing a chef's hat and has a can of jelly on his tail*

"Chris, I have bread you can use instead..."

Chris-" Nah, I like me a kitty sammich better" :3
*He spreads the jelly on and starts licking it*

"Well, anyways..."
*She hands him an envelope wrapped up in a pretty red ribbon*
"Don't forget, OK?"
*She teleports off*

I'll come to.

._. Chris-" Well that visit sucked..."
*He lays down on the envelope and and rests his head in his paws*

Derek-" Sweet, anyone else we should bring along? I'm betting the place is well guarded"

*A rock hits Chris on the head. It somehow has a sticky note on it*
Read the letter the Pink cat gave you, dumbass.
Geez,
Bush Thing.

Lets bring Maria.

*Chris stares blankly at the sticky note before rubbing the letter in the dirt with his bottom*
>_> Chris-" I know who I'm eating for dinner tonight. I think a nice walking salad is good"
*All of his rubbing on the envelope tears the paper off so that only the letter remains. He gets up and stares down at it*

._. Derek-" Oh joy, my wife and horny ex girlfrind... sure, why not. Any idea where bimbo is?"

Um whos that?

._. Derek-" Oh my God.... A bimbo is a very pretty, very dumb blond girl. You match the dumb part, but not the blond. Maria is the only one that's both"

*The letter is carefully written in magenta ink. As she usual, her handwriting is lacy*

Dear Chris,

I'm trying to get a reservation to a very fancy restaurant tonight at 7:00. Please come, and don't be late.
Love,
Aline
XOXOXO
*It also has the scent of rose perfume*

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*Chris scratches behind his ears with his back paw*
Chris-" Things would be a lot better if I could read. Wonder what the fancy crosses and circles mean"

Oh that was so funny I forgot to laugh.

*Aline is already running around town until she reaches this so-called 'fancy restaurant'. She is panting by the time she comes in*

Derek-" Truth hurts, doesn't it? Anyway, we need to find little bimbo mouse lady. We'll need her for this"

*Chris picks up the letter and appears on Ribbon's back*
Chris-" Mind reading this for me walking salad?"
((Brb))

*Ribbon gets a >_> face*
"How am I a walking salad if I'm always in Sky Form? Anyways, it reads:
'Dear Chris,

I'm trying to get a reservation to a very fancy restaurant tonight at 7:00. Please come, and don't be late.
Love,
Aline
XOXOXO.'
The X's and O's stand for hugs and kisses, respectively."

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We just need to hold up some cheese.

._. Chris-" I don't wanna be kissed by a piece of paper... that's just wrong"
*He's pouring salad dressing on her head; Ranch*

Derek-" Or go into chat and drag Cookie's lazy @ss over here"

*Ribbon sprays lime juice in Chris' face*
"Bad dog."