Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Chris holds out his paw and points to everything on the menu. He has a smile, suggesting he's completely serious*

*The Pokemon step back, frightened at Shadow's show of strength and eventually turn tail to run*

*Kitty's wallet literally weeps*
"Alright, Chris. I guess I'll just have a salad..."

Chris-" What? There's plenty of ribs to go around for the both of us. No point in going to a restaurant if you're going to eat grass"

"I'm vegetarian, Chris....I don't like to eat meat....Salads are just as good."

._. Chris-" They're the same as grass with a tomato and pepper on them... whatever, suit yourself. Come all the way here to eat what you could outside for free"

Rath peaks through the window of the restaurant and listens to Chris and Aline. "Oh Chris, you really need to learn about how to treat a woman..."

*Maria jumps back on Derek's shoulder.*
"My feet hurt, carry me." |3

((He really does, Kari. DX))

"I have my reasons, Chris. We just have to wait for the waitress to come back here~"

*Kate walks by the restaurant, biting Rath's tail off... again. She chews it up like it's fine food and swallows it*
^_^ Kate-" Rath brand meat tastes good"

*Derek holds onto Maria's paw while hesitantly walking through the front door of the mansion*
Derek-" Maria, this place is messed up. We're both going to end up dead by the end of it"

*Chris just frowns at Aline and starts sniffing a candle on the table*

"Nah, we can't die, 'member butthead?"

So fidgety...
*The waitress, a Gabite, walks by with pen and a notepad*
"May I take your order~?"

"Really? Just why?" >.>

Derek-" We can come pretty cl-"
*He gets cut off as a knife gets thrown through the air, going through his throat and pinning him to the stone wall. Someone wearing a black cape and hood is standing down the hallway, getting another knife from its belt. Ninja person be good at aiming*

*Chris holds up the menu and points to everything on it while smiling widely*
Chris-" I'll take aaaaaall of this stuff. My pretty girlfriend says I can have it" ^_^

Kate-" Because I'm trying to ignore the fact that I don't want to be around you and become friends again. You want that, you'll have to put up with my biting problem"

*Maria lands on the ground, and walks up to Ninja Person, and lets loose a can of whoopass on them.*

*Aline's wallet weeps even louder as the Gabite writes it up and walks towards the kitchen*
"ONE SHELL ON A SHINGLE, BOYS!"
*Aline frowns slightly, waiting*
"At least we won't have to worry about being hungry later..."

*A few minutes later, the Ninja is literally steaming and laid out on the ground from Maria's tiny fists of fury. Derek, on the other hand, is still stuck to the wall, trying to pull the knife out of his neck so that he may get himself free*

Chris-" But Aline, my belly is a bottomless pit. I ate an entire fridge yesterday because my belly could hold it. I don't think this food will be able to fill me up for long. Can we go for ice cream afterwards?"
*His tail is wagging and sticking out of the back of the chair, hitting an older couple in the back. They're growing annoyed, but try their best to ignore Chris' tail*

*Maria walks over, and forcefully jerks the blade free from Derek's neck.*
"You ok Derek?"

*Derek immediately gets a x__X face as his blood soaks every inch of Maria's fur. He stumbles a bit, but somehow manages to stay up and put a hand over his wounded neck*
Derek-" Yeah, I think I'm fine purple mouse with horns. I think that blade hit an artery though, I'm feeling a bit woozy...."
*He stumbles down the hall, leaving a long trail of blood behind him. He's walking right towards a massive pair of doors that look to be made of solid metal. Bunker doors, for safety areas*

"Sure, Chris..."
*She soon becomes distracted and somewhat annoyed by Chris' tail, but she tries not to show it*

*The old couple he was hitting with his tail quickly stand up and walk out of the room, heading towards the back. Once they're out of the room, a fair amount of yelling can be heard coming from the back. The old couple are apparently demanding to speak to the owner of the restaurant as their kids sit at the table. Both of the kids, a boy and a girl stare at Aline and Chris as Chris' tail keeps wagging quickly in the air. He's smiling, not even noticing what's going on around them*