Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Chris-" I can't do anything right... I'm too weak and too stupid to even know how to behave when a girlfriend is feeding me..."

*Slash laughs.*
"That... Th-that was a good one."

*Sam grabs onto Slash's foot and zaps him while giggling. She's such a destructive little baby, isn't she?*

*Slash yelps and passes out. And yes, she is.*

*He shoots a death Glare at Slash*
Chris, I can help you if you want. Nobody is perfect~ BZZ!
0_0
except for that sexynseven tailed fox!

I can teach you how to behave.

*Chris looks up at him with bloodshot eyes*
Chris-" Really...? You'll teach me how to do right and impress Aline?"

*He nods*
Of course, i owe you a much.

Chris-" Thank you... I hope this all works out"
Sam-" Donkey balls" 8D
*Chris turns and stares blankly at Sam*
Chris-" ...Well that was a moment killer. We need to get those words out of her head"

*Kane looks at her*
You stop cursing or you get no cheese, FOREVER!

*Sam gets a ;_; face and seals her lips up tight so that she can't talk*
Chris-" Why didn't I think of that?"

*Kane tosses her a peice of cheese*
Ok first things first, what went wrong on your date?

Chris-" I came in with a swollen face because I smashes into a wall. I busted into the kitchen to get some ice. I made us late because I got my nose stuck in a meat eating flower. I crashed into the podium at the entrance. I scarfed down all the bread before Aline could get some. I said booty in a public place. I smacked some old people with my tail. I got bits of food everywhere. I tumbled over several tables. I had to get Aline to teleport me to the ice cream shop. I wasn't good at the dirty stuff so I didn't pleasure her.... I think that's it"

Ok, first off, when you take a girl out on a date, you want to make sure your clean. Now as for you crashing in, do the opposite, be polite, wait for your waiter or waitress to sit you at your table, open up the chair for Aline and push it in for her. Don't go into the kitchen for ice cream, if you want some, ask the waiter of waitress, they'd be more than happy to get you some. As for the flower, I'm guessing a mawhile got to you, just avoid them as much as possible. Always let Aline get bread before you do, it shows that you want her to eat before you do and that you care for her. For your tail problem, it's because your overly exited, just take a breath to calm down. If your food gets served first, ALWAYS wait until her food is brought out, regaurdless of ho hungry you are. When you eat, eat slowly, but not to slow, don't eat like a pig. Now, you have a tail to keep you balanced why walking, so that solves your tumbling problem.
After the dinner, you should be the one to pay for the food, not her. Now, after that, take Aline to get ice cream, you should know your way there, always go at her pace, if you rush things, she won't enjoy anything.

As for the sex, I don't know much, so ask Fluffy about it.

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Rath sits next to Kane, half his mind thinking about yesterday. "Shouldn't he just not be having sex the first place?"

((I dare Gabby to say that Aline isn't pregnant. x3)))

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*Lilly is sitting under a tree eating a Starapter.*

((there might be a few of these in this post, new to this so ya))

Name: Reshiram
Gender: Male
Pokemon: Reshiram
Age: 80ish
Bio: Once a great warrior of the good, battling against his brother now a sage living on a snowy mountain, he looks out across the land watching and waiting. He will not leave his post unasked to protect anyone, yet if someone makes the perilous trek to him, he will protect and serve.

Name: Zekrom
Gender: Male
Pokemon: Zekrom
Age: 80ish
Bio: Once a warrior of the dark, not evil just mislead, now asleep in a dormant volcano, once the volcano awakens though, he will arise again and destroy his victims until shown the correct ways.

((last one, will probably be the regular character))

Name: Mike
Gender: Male
Pokemon: Orange Lucario
Age: 18
Bio: An extremely skilled and powerful new pokemon with the power to jump to wherever he pleases that just came to town. Although with much skill, he is the least bit arrogant and loves to be with people. He will fight for the good and protect his friends.

*Silver slowly wakes up after being a sleep for a few days and yawns*

*Some Pidgey are on Silver asleep having thought she was a statue.*

*Silver looks at the Pidgey*

*They fly off startled leaving little white gifts.*