Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

"Yes, sweetie. Yes he did. Can you go poke him with this stick for me?"
*Hands her the hunting knife.*

Alice-" Anything you want!"
*She takes the knife in her mouth and runs after Garret, holding it straight out so that the handle will hit him and the blade's in her teeth. She runs straight into Garret's side, pushing the blade down her throat. The teeth on the hunting knife hook into her ribs, getting it stuck as she stumbles around, choking*

Tera: 0_0 "... Oooh crap."
*She sprints over, pulls the knife out of Alice's throat, and starts attempting to heal her insides.*

*Nuts and bolts start to fly out of Alice and hit Tera in the face. The lil robo Alice twitches a little, sparks, and goes boom. Real Alice walks out from behind a tree and gets a ;_; face*
Alice-" You made my toy go boom..."

*Tera lets out a sigh of relief and walks over to Alice. She picks her up.*
"I'll build you a new toy, sweetie..."

Alice-" Can it have big lazers and puppy seeking missles?!" 8D

*Slash walks around, bored.*

*Grace teleports to Xana.*

*Slash, not looking where he's going, trips over Alice and whacks his head on a rock.*

*Xana is sitting in a tree, tickling Demi's belly with his paw*

*Alice yelps and scurries off into a bush, not wanting to get hit again*

*Grace is on the ground near the tree Xana's on, and she looks up at Xana.*

"Hey Xana."

*About a second later, a screaming Lucario falls head first on the ground, groaning as his tail falls limp on Grace's head. With his head still buried in the ground, he waves at Grace*
Xana-" ...Hi Grace"

"Xana..."

*She tries pulling Xana out of the ground.*

"You okay?"

*Xana falls over onto his back, staring up blankly at the sky. Several leaves blow in the breeze, falling on his fur and covering up the symbol on his chest*
Xana-" Ummm I think so? What are you doing here?"

"Thought I'd check up on you. The whole magnetic sword thing...how'd that turn out?

*Slash grabs Alice out of the bush.*

Xana-" I got covered in peanut butter by a kid and when I woke up, my wounds were gone and so was the sword"

*Alice just stares blankly at him*
Alice-" You related to the candy man?"

"No."
*Slash returns the blank stare.*

"Wow...so I didn't need to depolarize the magnetizm..."

*She looks at the ground, then back up at Xana, smiling.*

Alice-" Ah, I see then.... RAPE! SOMEONE HELP, HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!"
*She starts wiggling around, screaming at the top of her lungs*

*Xana pats her head for a moment before brushing the dirt off of his face*
Xana-" I'm sure I would have died if you tried"