Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Blaze: She went to visit her sister. She'll be back when you wake up.
*He rubs her head*



*Kane just continues walking towards the cliff, his eyes glazed over as he stares forward*

*Sam sighs and sits up on his back, lifting his tail with one paw and staring at his butt*
Sam-" Well, it's gotten others to listen to me in the past. Might as well give it a shot"
*She hocks up an ember into her paw and sticks it up Kane's butt*

*Nova nods and curls up tight to sleep*

*He yelps and and starts dragging his butt on the ground*

Kane: Owowowowo! What the hell did you do that for?! >_<

Sam-" You were sleep walking, and with me on your back. I don't want to die."
*Lil ember be burning his insides*

*Blaze yawns and curlse up around her as he catches sight of a buneary*
Blaze: I am pretty hungry...


Kane: So you shove an ember up my butt?! Damn, it's going to burn for the next few days.
*A twig snaps behind him and Kane's ears flicker up as he starts walking faster*

Sam-" It's only going to be a long few days if you make me mad. I'm not afraid to take this cast off and shove it down someone's throat"
*She doesn't seem to have noticed the noise*

Kane: If you injure me, we are both screwed. Even with wish...
*He glances back for a moment before looking back forward again*
Something is following us...

*Sam thumps his ear*
Sam-" Stop getting so distracted. We wouldn't be screwed, I'm too hot to be touched. No one would mess with me, so no one would mess with you if you're around me."

*Kane pays no attention to her*
Kane: Something has been following us since we left the guild, and from what I have noticed, it has pretty good eyesight in the dark, feline or a dark type from my guess...let's try and stay calm, I don't think it knows we noticed it.

*Sam stands up on Kane's back and strikes a pose, getting a >=/ face*
Sam-" Yo b*tch, we know you're out there! Either grow the balls to come out and show yourself, or go crawl in a hole and die! We'll beat your lazy little @ss if you keep up these effin' games!"

*Kane facepalms as a luxray steps out of the bush, it glares at her like she and Kane are a meal*
Kane: Nice going Sam....

*Sam gets a ._. face as her ears go back. She just stares up blankly at it*
Sam-" You a big mofo ain't you...? And ugly as a polished dog turd at that..."

*Sam gone and ******' this thing off, it growls and starts to walk towards the, claws uncheathed and teeth beared, glistening in the moonlight, it's golden eyes seemingly glowing in the night light*

*Kane slowly backs up before turning and sprinting*
Kane: Nice going Sam!!! >_<



« Last edited by Axionas on 22nd Jul 2010 »

Sam-" Ain't my fault that big gurl looks like the backside of a Miltank."
*While still standing on Kane's back, Sam bends over and lifts her tail in the air, mooning the Luxray. She pats her butt and makes a face at it*
Sam-" Eat it hoe."

*It gives off a loud roar as it digs it's claws in the ground to speed up, lashing out to grab Sam, something hits Kane, and he turns around and starts barking, turning th tables, the kitty gets scared and runs up a tree, Kane continuesly barks at it*
Kane: Bark! Bark bark!

Sam-" Oh hell no, you ain't getting off that easily!"
*She rips the cast off of her leg and puts it in her teeth, running over and beginning to climb up the tree*
Sam-" You want to play the scratching game, I'll show you how to really play! Come on, lets play hide the ember filled cast in the kitty bum!"
*She coughs up a bunch of embers into the cast and starts trying to poke the Luxray with it*

*It swipes it's paws at Sam as Kane keeps barking, it hisses and growls at both of them*

*Sam lets out a roar at the Luxray and leaps up, biting down onto it's ear. She starts growling and shaking her head violently, trying to tear the ear off with her teeth.* @_o

*It yelps and tries to shake her off*
Kane: Come on Sam, we aren't supposed to hurt anyone unless we need too, and I doubt he will be bugging us anymore. We're on a mission remember?