Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Blaze: Yes but Z isn't here, we are going to have a hard time till morning...

Derek-" Oh no. Only reason you'd have a hard time is if I called Xana up...." :3
*He slowly starts reaching for a phone built into the cave wall. Don't ask why.*

*He shakes his head*
Blaze: That dog is gay....
*Why?*

Derek-" Part gay, apparently. I think he goes both ways."
*He reaches through the phone and pulls out both Alice and Xana, tossing them to the floor. Xana is still fading away into pixels of light*
._. Derek-" Dog looks messed up."

Blaze: To be honest I don't care too much since I'm not at all affiliated to him, other than the fact he tried to rape me, that's the only time I met him.

Derek-" You could at least care enough to help me save his life. I need some electricity, and I'm far too tired to make any on my own."
*He bends down on the floor and tries to put a hand on Xana's chest, only to have it pass right through him*

*He sighs and takes out a car battery out of his tails, that and a jumper cable*
Will this help?

.-. Derek-" That will, actually... not going to ask where you pulled that out of or why it was stuck up there..."
*He takes it and attaches it to Xana's ears, shocking the crap out of his head and making him yelp loudly. Xana leaps up, grabbing onto Blaze's neck and holding on while panting*
o_O;; Xana-" What was that for?!"

*He throws him off*
Get off me you sexually confused canine! >_<
And I keep alot of things in my tails. :/

*Xana skids to a stop on his bottom, holding his hands on the ground off to his sides and putting his shoulders forward in a girlish manner. Same with his legs, put together at the knees but feet spread far apart*
>_< Xana-" Hon, I have no idea what you're talking about... why are you so mean to me?"

Blaze: Because you seem so attracted to me for some reason? I have a girlfriend you know, and a daughter. :/
plus you look like a girl when you do that.

Xana-" What are you talking about?! I saw you once, and I saved your life by fixing your eye... This is how I get treated for helping someone? I get accused of liking them and then treated like dirt? Honestly, who cares what I look like? I'm free to do what I want, aren't I?"
*He purses his lips*

Blaze: Ok, sorry for being mean, I'm not going to judge, but you do act a bit....girly. And I thank you for helping me. But you can't blame me for being a little freaked about waking up with someone like you sitting next to me.

Xana-" I couldn't just abandon you there... that would be mean. I just want to help as many people as possi-"
*He suddenly gets a x__X face and flies into a wall, sticking to it like glue. Yup, there's iron in the mountain rock*

Blaze: Well, I think it might be a good idea to get you out of here. Since my teleportation skills seem to happen at random, Derek you think you can get him back to Treasure Town?

Derek-" No, he's fine. You wanted him to where he can't get close to you, he's good up there." :3
Xana-" ...I don't like you chicken person."

*He lifts a paw at him as his eyes glow blue*
Blaze: You best hope you don't get teleported somewhere bad...
*He teleports Xana to the chinese fur farm*

Derek-" Any idea where you sent him, or are we just not caring on this one?"

Blaze: He did help me out, I hope he got back home safely.
*He shakes his fur out*
Blaze: I get the feeling I'm not going to sleep tonight...

Derek-" Yeah, I know the feeling."
*Derek is wide awake, has been all night. He's sitting on the floor with a @_@ face, tugging at Shadow's loin cloth with his finger*