Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Garret starts to protest, but his sentence is cut off as his head gets swallowed by the adorable lil' fluffball we all know and love. After a few moments of sucking on her father's head, Angel lets it go, looking at Sam with ;-; face.*
"Yew lied ta me!"
*Garret falls over, his head drenched with Angel saliva.*
Garret: X__X

*The beans cry out and start melting from the heat. Bad mother she is*

Sam-" No I didn't, you just didn't do it right. You have to stick your tongue in his ear and reach around for it." =/

Forgoten_Scars said:

._. Derek-" Didn't think you were afraid of heights.... sorry Shadow."
*He hugs her back and stands up, still holding her to his belly.*
Derek-" I did find some markings on the walls. Don't know if they'll help us seeing as this place is abandoned..."

Sam-" ...Your father has a sammich in his head. You just have to find it."

I thought I told you I was once. Wait so no one at all is here?

*Celsuis finishes them off.*
C-"No more Jelly beans!"
*She fires a Flamethrower at a tree, completely incinerating it.*
>3 C-"Oh yeah!"

Angel: "Ooooh..."
*She flicks her tongue into Garret's ear like a lizard, wrapping it around his brain.*
"Foun' it!" ^-^
Garret: 0_0 "Wait, Angel, that's not a sammich! That's my-"
*She pulls her tongue back into her mouth, along with his brain. Garret falls over, landing on Sam, drooling.*
Garret: @_@ "Uuuuuuuuuuuugh..."
Angel: >.< "EWWW!"
*She spits the brain over the bridge.*
"Worst sammich evar!"

*Derek slowly loosens his grip on Shadow and sets her on his shoulder, rubbing the top of her head*
Derek-" Forgot about that pink back. Yeah, looks like everyone's long dead. Just the temple is left behind."

*A giant jelly bean, 50 feet tall, walks over to Celsius and looks down at the melted jelly beans*
Giant jelly-"............"

Sam-" Reach in again, see if you can find anything else.... like a pair of car keys or a license plat. I think those have disappeared recently."
*She starts poking Garret's nose with her tail*

*Angel does it again, pulling out Tera's demented living wallet with over 200 million poke in it.*
Wallet: "I'M FREE!!!" 8D
Angel: "Nope, no car keys.*
*She shoves the wallet back into Garret's head, shrugging.*
Wallet: "NOOOOOOO!!!"
*Garret continues drooling on Sam, a blank look in his eye.*

Sam-" Hey! I wanted that thing for myself!"
*Backing up a little, she takes a running start and dives into Garret's ear, going after the magical wallet of butt being wonders*

Ninetailed Fox said:

Lilith: Where is the insane mouse anyway?

Demi: Work? *Eats*

Alysa: Pretty!

Vul: Yes, we need your help. We don't know what you want in your Luxury room.

*Kane sits face down in the water with a X-x face*


Blaze: Yeah, they are huh? There are lot's of them too. THey pollinate the flowers to make them grow and to help make more of them.
*He looks up at her, smiling*

*The Wallet latches onto Sam's face, trying to claw her eyes out.*
Wallet: "YOU NOT MY MOMMY!!!" Dx

*The sign that was behind Kane starts beating him in the head, trying to smash him back down into the water*

*Sam growls and grabs it in her teeth, shaking it around violently like a dog would a chew toy*
Sam-" MINE!"

*The Wallet bites her nose, growling like a chihuahua. Angel is watching this by looking through Garret's ear, wearing a "Go Mommy" T-Shirt. She starts waving pom-poms around, ribbons in her hair.*
"Go Mommy!" 8D

*Kane just sinks back down into the water, but the air in his body makes him float back up like a ballon :3*

*Sam swallows the thing whole herself after getting tired of it*
Sam-" I always win, one way or the other." |3

*The sign keeps smacking him down until he comes back up. After that, it smacks him right out of the lake. Even the letters on it seem angry now*

*Kane tands back up, head spinning and bleeding, out of no where the voice from mortal combat comes in and says 'Finish him!". The sign should listen because it's in their nature too*

*The sign presses a few buttons on a controller, then rips Kane's spine out through his butt. It holds the spine and skull combo up in victory* ^^

Angel: "Yaaaay!"
Wallet: "Noooo!"
Garret: "Bleeeeegh..." @_@
*Garret's drool has created a puddle around him, growing with every passing minute.*

*Sam climbs out of Garret's ear, stretching it out and near breaking his skull. She has a ^^ face, even though she's standing in his drool*
Sam-" Fix your father pls?"

*Lilith growls and attacks the sign burning it.*

Alysa: They make more flowers?

Maybe they moved to a new temple?

Demi: Whats that?

*Kane falls to the ground and uses Haxx, he picks up a wood chipper and walks towards the sign before grabbing it and throwing it in and obliterating it*