Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

"Yeah. My dad happened. And if you call me grandma again, that rocky lil' head of yours is goin' straight up your-"
Garret hops up, covering her mouth before she can finish.
Garret: "Nice words, Tera. Nice words." ^_^;
Tera: -_-###

*Alex shrugs, walks around behind Tera, and shoves a large rock up her bum.*
Alex-" Like that? And blame realism mom."

*Shadow pulls Alex away from Tera. Moonlight knowing what Tera's reaction going to be gets between her and Alex.*

Tera twitches a bit, looking like she's using every fibre of her being to keep herself from screaming. She slowly pulls out the rock, crushing it in her hand.
"Yes... Alex... Like that..."

^_^ Alex-" Good, then I am the smart one of the family. Told you auntie, even grandma proves it.... and grandma? That rock had spikes in it..."

She twitches a bit more before tackling Alex, grabbing his head, and shoving it up his own bum.
"I SAID DON'T CALL ME GRAMMA!!!" DX

*And with that, Alex's back snaps in half, his spine actually coming out of his back skin. Seeing as his head is so big, it rips open his body and lets every organ he has spill onto the ground.*

*Sam makes Garret appear in her paws and drops him down into the bottomless pit.*
Sam-" Wow, that's a deep hole them demons made."

Tera kicks him under the couch, grumbling as she walks off.
"Stupid kid..."

Garret screams in mortal terror, writhing around, flapping his arms to try and use them as wings. Finally, after seeing that nothing else is working, he pulls out a grappling hook and hurls it into the air. The grappling hook wraps around Sam's chest... Pulling her in. Take that, pollo >D

*Shadow lets out what sounds like a growl and attacks Tera clawing at her and slashing her.*

*Moonlight goes and trys to help Alex.*

Tera yelps, collapsing in shock from the sneak attack. She growls fiercely, grabbing Shadow by the throat and slamming her head through the wall. The BRICK wall. :3

*Sam screams bloody murder as she falls deeper into the pit filled with demons. Eventually, both of them hit the ground floor of the place... Garret first so Sam can land on his head and not get hurt. Take that, Puppeh! >D*

*Alex is having a very bad day at this point in time... I would just leave him to rot if I were you.*

*Silver is just watching Sam falls after Garret*
the world is fill with crazy people.....


*nova sniffles as she looks at Lilly*

Garret's head flattens like a pancake when mousey lands on it. He slowly gets up, stretching his head out to its normal size again.
"Why is it that I'm always your lab rat? Or dog, as the case may be?"

*Shadow slashes Tera with her claw on her hands and feet.*


*Moonlight isn't going to stop till Alex is in one piece.*

Sam-" Because you're sexy like that, and you can bounce back from most things unlike a lot of people.*

*Alex is in one piece, just all effed up.*

*Moonlight not happy that hes in one peice heads back to Tera and Shadow.*

*Kane goes poof and appears on Sam's head*
KAne: Wanna give me a recap since Fluffy had a midterm?


*Blaze has a lollipop waving in front of Nova's face*

Sam-" We just made it back to the base and fell into the depths of it. Now this is the part where Z takes over with Demon Shadow."

Garret: "Aww, you called me sexy." <3
He kisses her, then looks around.
"... So where the hell are we, anyway?"

Tera growls, melting into a puddle and starting to slither away... Before she suddenly resolidifies, screeching in pain.

*Sam, having bitten Garret's tongue off when he pushed it in her mouth, swallows it and looks around.*
Sam-" Just told you." ^^