Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Sam wraps her arms around Lilly's neck and drags her a bit away so she doesn't dirty up her fur with the vomit. She sits down in the snow, letting Lilly rest her head on her lap while stroking her belly.*
Sam-" Neither do I Lilly... we'll just have to make sure it doesn't happen, now won't we?"

*Derek kicks Fred.*
((bbs))

Lilly: Theres no way we can be everywhere at once Sam.

*Fred bites down on Derek's foot.*

((Back for a sec while waiting on someone.))
Sam-" No, but we can do our best where we're able to. We... or rather Alia already took care of that one Ninetales. Not in the best way, but he won't do that again."
*She puts a mint berry on Lilly's lips to take away the vomit taste.*

*Derek rears back and sits down on Fred, making him disappear into the vast unknown that his his bottom.*
Derek-" What was that?"

*Silver keeps poking Derek with a stick*
you aren't on fire or hard?

*Lilly eats the mint berry.*

Lilly: Thanks Sam.

That was Fred. I wouldn't sit on him if I was you.

*Derek slowly turns to face Silver.*
Derek-" ...Did you just ask me if I was hard...? Silver, go away with your old perverted @ss." :|

Sam-" Anything for you lil sister... now come on. We need to make sure Kane doesn't die."
*She pats her belly and starts running off into the forest on all fours.*

*Silver has a -_- face and smacks Derek's head hard enough to make it spin ten times*
you pervert old chicken!!

*Derek smacks her muzzle just as hard.*
Derek-" You're the one who said it pedo dog!!!"

*Silver bites down on Derek's arm but not hard enough to make it bleed*
you be the perverted chicken here....I have a clean mind....you have the dirty mind.

*Derek yanks his hand under his bottom and drags Silver with it, sitting on her face.*
Derek-" If you had a clean mind, you wouldn't have just said what you did, girl."

*Silver fires a areoblast right into Derek's butt as she plucks out a few feathers, she tries to say something but it is muffled*

*Lilly follows Sam.*

Lilly: Whats going on with Kane?

*Shadow gets a camera and video tapes Silver and Derek.*

*Blaze turns and walks back into the couch*


*Kane is running around, looking for Demon Shadow*


*Alia's soul is floating around Derek's head after escaping he jar*

*Derek grunts a little and fires a flamethrower out of his backside, melting both of them about 2 feet into the thick snow.*
Derek-" I can play with attacks to you bird brain."
*He plucks several hairs out of her head.*

Sam-" Our sister threatened to kill him if he didn't fix the world today. We HAVE to find and capture Demon Shadow!"

*Silver snorts as she sticks a big stick up Derek's rear end*
you need a few more brain cells....you are losing your common sense....


*Nova looks around*

*Derek bends over and looks at the stick, then to Silver.*
Derek-" ...Now that's just flat kinky. Stick to doing that to Nick, only Shadow can stick things in my bottom."

*Silver looks up at Derek and knocks him in the head*
Any common sense in here?

Derek-" Nope, just bad thoughts and a bit of brain damage."
*He pulls the stick out of his bottom and crams it right up Silver's.*

*Silver lats out a yelp and jumps right into Derek's face at full force and digs her claws into his head as she tries to get the stick out*
That hurt!

*Derek pinches her back, trying to get her to let go.*
Derek-" Oh come now Silver, that was only the small stick. This one should hurt."
*He grabs a much bigger stick and crams it up her baby maker before tossing her into a trashcan.*
Derek-" So where were we Shadow?" ^_^