Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek's head flies back, causing him to flip onto his back. In the process, his feet unintentionally fly into the air, kicking Aerow in the bottom of the chin hard enough to stun most people. Derek doesn't have any idea he just kicked him as he lays there, rubbing his beak.*
Derek-" Hey Alia, weren't you pregnant last time you checked? I think our late night party a week ago did some damage to your body." ;D

*Alia looks down for a moment, before looking at her knocked out father*
alia: Please...no more child comments Derek...

Glaceon said:

Tasha-"Okay...wanna get some ice cream?"

*Tasha tugs on Blaze's leg.*

*Derek looks down at her father.*
Derek-" ...What the heck happened to him?"

*Blaze is already long gone, already walking towards town*


Alia: You kicked him when he punched you, Ko'd you in the process. Wanna head home now? ^_^

*Tasha runs after Blaze.*

Tasha-"Wait Daddy!!"

Derek-" ...Yeah, I think that's best. I would rather not get shot tonight."
*He grabs Alia by her feet and starts dragging her back to the house down south.*

*Blaze is skipping along like a little girl, whistling to himself*



*Alia is trying to pull the ring off*
ALia: >_<

*Tasha giggles while watching Blaze.*

Tasha-"So what ice cream flavour do you like, Daddy?"

*Derek grabs it and rips it off her leg, doing the same to his ring before wrapping it up in a small cloth. He shoves it into Alia's wings as he keeps running.*
Derek-" Keep them, no sense in wasting good metal."

*Sam, who everyone left up north, is poking Aerow's beak.*
Sam-" I'm hungry mister."

*He's a bit out at the moment. A glameow looms over Sam, drooling as she looks at her*



Alia: Thanks, oh and your son ate your ring.


*Blaze looks at her*
Blaze: Chocolate :D

*Sam starts zapping him a few times with her tail to wake him up.*
Sam-" Come on, feed me!" D;

*Derek comes to a screeching halt, making Alia slam into the back of his leg.*
Derek-" ....Excuse me?"

Tasha-"...But I thought chocolate does bad stuff to canines...or foxes. I remember a prank being played at the guild and an Eevee was killed because he was provoked to eat chocolate."

*Alia looks at him*
ALia: >_< I ask him to hold onto it for a minute...and he ate it.



*The glameow bites onto Sam and slurps her tail up like paskettie*

Glaceon said:

Tasha-"...But I thought chocolate does bad stuff to canines...or foxes. I remember a prank being played at the guild and an Eevee was killed because he was provoked to eat chocolate."

Blaze: Oh, you think all of this is real? None of this is really happening. Your in the dream world, haven't you noticed I'm standing on m hind legs at the moment?

Tasha-"If it was the Dream World I'd be happily zapping you."

Blaze: Kid, you fell asleep an hour ago.
*He kicks her up into the air, gravity seems to be just off~*

Tasha-"Then this trip to the ice cream parlor doesn't count." >.<

Blaze: I said I would take you, never said where or when. Ice cream tastes the same here. :/

Tasha-"I'm gonna zap you Daddy. After all, it's only a dream."

*KERZAPPEH fryin time!*