Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Aline states, "You can't be a father if you're not a man, Sam. Best you could hope for would be a godmother, dear."

Starr runs in circles, screaming, "THE EVIL GIANT SNAIL FOUND ME! NOOOOOOO!!!"

;_; Sam-" But I'm not a girl, I'm a guy. A big strapping young man, to be exact. See how my big ol arms work like a guy's."
*She puts her paws on the Halberd's front and starts shaking it, making it seem like there's an earthquake going on for anyone inside of it.*

"You're not a guy, hon. But you're a very strong girl~" Aline hums, wagging her tails gently. She pokes the parenthesis that were chucked out of the Halberd II just a bit earlier.

Sam-" Umm... I haz question for you. You raised this kid on your own, right? Was it hard? What did you think of when you were doing it? Were there any strong emotions? I ask this because of my kid.... really."

Aline answers, "It was hard at first, because I'm so used to taking care of plants, but then I realized that it's not all that different. For what I thought...I'm not sure. I guess I was so caught up in everything that I didn't pay much attention to my thoughts, I guess.... But I'm confident that I'm raising her well, and, while she's not technically my daughter, I still love her very much. I didn't know you had a kid, Sam...."

Sam-" ...Guess you didn't get the memo yet. Oh well, time to break it to you. She is your kid, even though you didn't give birth to her. Dad's scar screwed up, took both the DNA of you and Chris, and made a kid. I'm guessing she likes cold a lot? Because the father was a Glaceon. And yeah, I had an Eevee, twice... kid died the fist time and needed a new body. It hurt like hell." >_>

Aline whispers, "I'm sorry you had to go through that twice, then.... I'll never understand the entire scar thing, either.... Anyway, can we find a better place to talk? Canyons aren't very fun, and it'll get hot soon, I think. There's always my house, but I threw the keys, and I don't know who got them."

Sam-" And neither do I."
*Sam bangs on the side of the Halberd.*
Sam-" Hey Starr! We're leaving! You can either stay here or come with us, your choice. Better make up your mind fast though!"
*She picks MaryAnn up in her arms and starts trying to find a path leading out of the canyon.*

Starr manages to totter over to Sam and Aline.

"IT BURNS LIKE THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH!!!" Starr keeps yelling.

Aline follows Sam, singing softly of sunflowers.

Sam-" Well then here, let the dog lick it off. I heard Chris had an iron stomach, so I would guess this one does too."
*She throws MaryAnn at Starr's face so she'll latch on as she climbs a steep path. The ground is slowly turning from harsh red rock to light green shades of desert grass. Eventually it all turns into the normal lush fields that surround Treasure Town.*

MaryAnn almost instantly goes omnomnom all over the egg yolk on Starr's face.

"Tasty!" MaryAnn exclaims. She gives Sam a big ol' hug.... Well, as close to a hug a dog can give, anyway.

*Sam smiles a little, patting MaryAnn's head.*
Sam-" Where is your house, Aline? I think we should get there fast... Starr needs a paper bag for her head."
*She glances up at Starr, seeing the damage the acid in the eggs did to her face.*

*Tasha wakes up on the couch. Seem that the green ice on her ankle is still in one piece, despite all the walking around she did last night. She hops off the couch, careful not to break the ice, and carefully climbs upstairs to Blaze's room and hops onto the bed, curling up next to him.*

"My house is west from Derek's. I've noticed another one to the north of his before, but I've never found out who lived in it.... That's beside the point, though," Aline mumbles, already heading in the direction of her house.

*Sam grabs Starr by the foot and starts dragging her behind Aline.*
Sam-" Does this kid have any odd habits? Aside from being energetic?"

"She loves ice cream. And blueberries. Plants in general, actually. She likes crayons and stories, but what little kid doesn't?" Aline answers. Once she stumbles upon her house, she slashes at the door powerfully several times, opening it.

"...Poor door...." Aline sighs sadly.

Starr rushes in as soon as she gets a chance.

*Georgia has moved up to the couch with Rena.*

*Rayn is stalking Sam.*

Sam-" Stupid bird. Seems like she has nothing of Chris' in her, it's all you. No overly childish natures, no slowness in realizing the feelings of others, no... well, mental retardation, to be blunt."
*She scoots the pieces of the door aside and pushes on MaryAnn's back to get her to go into the place.*

MaryAnn happily skips into the house.

Aline frowns, saying, "Chris was a very nice person, Sam. You have to look for the good in people, no matter how small it is. Being mean to people won't solve anything."

She goes into the house herself, but comes back out with MaryAnn and a large watering can.

Sam-" You're right, he was nice. He was also mentally challenged too. He had been alone for so long that he didn't even know how to act or think right. He was like a big kid, always drooling all over himself... honestly don't know why you liked him."
*She puts on a hockey mask and grabs a chainsaw with Starr's name literally written on the side of it.*