Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek suddenly stops and turns around to face Zymphony.*
Derek-" Oh, I want to hear this one. Do tell, lady fox man."

Zym: One of the ways I would lead a man into a kill, well back in the day. A little make up, mess with my hair and voice. I sound and look exactly like a girl. Sure there are some things I had to do just to make it seem real, but there's no problem in that, right?

Derek-" Depends, exactly how far have you gone just to get a kill? Oh yes, Pollo wants Fluffy to make up sadistic, twisted stories tonight involving Zymphony and his kills~ He needs a good nightmare to work off of, so take your time."

Zym: Well, back in my "Assassin" days. There was this one guy. Murphy Klais was his name. Was supposed to quickly kill him. Turned into a little more. We met up at a bar. My friend and ex-girlfriend Zelia let me borrow some make up and a dress for this, just to make sure he thought I was a girl. Got him drunk and a little intoxicated myself...anyways, after a small make out session. He invited me to his room. There he tried to get...frisky. As soon as he dried to take off my clothes. A stuck his little pecker with one of my famous poisons. The immediate pain of a thousands knives, going straight into his groin. He was in too much shock to actually scream. Which made everything completely quiet. Stupid Jolteon didn't learn, panicking only made it spread faster. Within a few moments. His whole body was limp. Most of it already rotting and falling apart. I left the scene as fast as possible before making my way back to my friend.
*He smiles and lightly licks his chops*
Zym: I had to admit, as messed up as they we're, I did have my fun.
*He chuckles a little, passing by Derek and patting his back*

*Derek walks beside Zymphony, laughing a little while reaching an arm under his hair, putting an arm on his shoulders.*
Derek-" From the lip licking, I can tell you still have a little Pokeslayer in you. Either you still like the thrill of the kill or liked the close time you got to spend with your targets before their end. Heh, kinda reminds me of some of my first jobs. Wasn't but a few months after I had turned into a Combusken that I took up the killing deal. Never got into the disguise thing, but I had my fair share of sneaky work. At the time, I was completely out of my mind, stricken with grief over losing Maria to that Meteorite that Rayquaza couldn't stop in time. Didn't know what I was doing, just know I wanted a little blood to stain the rivers red. So, I went down south to the swamps. Some greedy old fat pig was keeping a lot of money, money I wanted. Needed money to keep myself well supplied with new experiments. So, when I got down there, I found him on a personal river boat. Was a vacation time, so he didn't take many people with him; Just a few friends. Got onto the boat when it passed over a tree. Since I was already at the top, I just had to pop a hatch and climb into the duct works. Found his room right off the bat and just sat there, watching him, waiting, studying his every movement. Idiot was in an on ship hot tub in his room with a few other guys, playing poker. After seeing it wasn't going to end anytime soon, I pulled out a potion I bought off a voodoo ritualist a few days before. Poured it into their water right in front of their eyes. Too busy looking down at their cards to notice. Waited a few minutes for them to start struggling. You see, this potion I got off the ritualist would turn a small body of water to pure rubber. Idiots were stuck in their own tub. Before any could scream, I dropped down onto the table and stuck my long claws through the eyes of his two friends, quieting them permanently. Before my target could speak, I put my foot out and pushed him backwards, squeezing his face to keep it shut. To keep it short, I got around him, gagged him, and restrained him by pulling his arms back with rope. I did a terrible job at the tying, but I did manage to wrap it around his wrists and neck. Walked over to the window and threw the other end of that rope out, latching it onto the tree outside. Just let the force of the boat do its job. First two snaps were the wrists, last was the neck. Of course, I left my prints all over that place, and knew it. Got my money, got out, and torched the thing. If it wasn't for the head hanging on a tree limb by the river side, the cops would have thought everyone just died in a ship engine fire."

Zym: Well, this was about the time I was a Zorua. Not able to carry much with my since I was so small.
*He leans his head back and looks up at the dark, wet ceiling*
Zym: This one was more challenging. The squad that was supposed to go with my couldn't come with due to a little...accident with a certain chemical. So I had to go it alone. I was supposed to take out one person...ended up taking out the whole damn party.
*He shuffles a little to get comfortable*
Zym: As I was saying. My abilities with poisons and weapons we're as good as they we're now. SO I had to make due with what I could find. I went straight to the storage and found a couple of gasoline cans. I replaced the water in the sprinkler systems with the gas. Then went down and grabbed some fishing wire. Tied it to a couple of trees outside.
*He looks back down to his foot paws, then at Derek*
Zym: Someone caught me. Thankfully they thought I was just some random kid. So I wrapped some of the wire around his neck and dragged him to the forest. There I tied the end of the wire to a car. Let that slice his head off. Anyways, I went back inside and lit a small fire. Making the sprinklers go off. The gas then spread onto everyone. I took a small spark and lit the place ablaze. Anyone trying to run was blocked off or sliced in half with the traps I had outside.
*He starts messing with is hair*
Zym: The bodies burned quickly. A third of the party members were grass types. So it took them out fast and clean.

Derek-" Well at least you could work with what you had. I was a bit more stubborn in my ways. First time I ever heard of the Pokeslayers was during one of my mid missions. I was out in a grass hut in the middle of a rice field, trying to do an experiment on some live test subjects. Zigzagoons were easy to catch out there, so that's exactly what I caught. Wanted to find all the major parts of the body that would kill. Got through 7 of them by accident on the first few days. While I was working on my 8th, I forgot the gag. Didn't bother me though, I was kinda used to the screams so I didn't notice. I was just snipping the areas around the heart when I heard a rustling outside. Only then did I notice my mistake and squeezed the heart to quiet it down; Not hard enough to quite kill just yet. Once it passed out, I hid in the floor boards. Heard a bunch of rustling inside the building as some military guards came in and took my mistakes off of the walls. Luckily, there were a few building materials left behind down there. Main one I saw was a 6 foot long, thin metal spike. Only had to sit down there and listen, then jab then straight through the pelvis, up to the heart and brain. Got through most of them before they started catching on. At that point, they started firing into the floor boards with machine guns. Had to leap out of there and take them down with my hands. Used all that experience I gained with the Zigzagoons to push my long claws through the chest, avoiding every major artery and just squeezing the hearts to knock them out. Last one I came to was down on the ground, hurt by a ricochet bullet. Last real word he ever said to me was 'Pokeslayer'. Had no bloody idea what it meant, but I did the heart trick to him as well. Heh, I got some good out of it all. 4 new test subject strapped down to my tables. Only this time, I remembered to cut their windpipes so they couldn't scream. Just continued my work there for a few more weeks, gathering all the intel on every body I could collect. Must have gone through 40 different kinds of Pokemon, most of them a set of each sexes. I admit, I had a little fun with some of them before working, but I doubt they worried much about that."

*More sadistic posts to come, gotta wait for a certain gurl...*
Zym: I feel bad for all the things I've done, the men I've tricked, the people I've tortured. I took out my own village for disowning me. Poisoned their water system. I don't know why I did it though...
*He looks down and wipes his eyes*
Zym: I feel bad because there we're times I enjoyed it...
*He shakes his head*
Zym: I had a girlfriend for Pete's sake. I've kissed other men, I've worn dresses, put on make up. I enjoyed it all...I think the poisons messed up my head...

And throughout this, Gabby's otter guy is snoring. I think he fell asleep a long time ago, around when Gabby suddenly ditched everyone to go drink some cinnamon tea. Just like the rest of her characters, he sleep-talks.
"...Julia.....No, come back...." The otter mutters, tossing and turning about.

*Derek chuckles a bit, pulling Zym close in a friend type hug to cheer him up.*
Derek-" Hell, you shouldn't feel bad Zmyphony. We all did it. It was... kinda needed back then. Just try to imagine the world today if this had all not happened. Would have just gotten worse. You killed people for a good cause. You kissed men for a good cause. You wore dresses for a good cause. You even stabbed people in their happy place for a good cause... though I wish I had been there to see it. Was probably pretty funny to see him like that. His fault for coming onto you like that, right?"

Zym: Thanks, friend recently passed and she old me to find someone to be with. So I've had a lot on my mind.
*He smiles and nods before looking over at Clyde*
Zym: Julia...? Haven't heard him say her name in a long time...fine girl.
*He picks the otter up and holds him in his lap*
Zym: Must be dreaming about her again...poor fella...

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Clyde slowly wakes up. Of course, he's still half-asleep, so he grumbles some kind of gibberish.
And then he grumbles, "Julia, when did you turn into an ugly fox...? I thought you were a Furret when we met last...? Gee, you look an awful lot like Zym now, you know..."
The otter shakes his head, blinking a couple of times.

Derek-" Why don't you give Julia a smooch, Clyde?"
*He puts a hand on the back of Clyde's head and pushes Zym's and Clyde's faces together.*

*Zym stands up and drops Clyde*
Zym: Julia died a long time ago Clyde. You we're just having another dream.
*He glances at Derek*
Zym: Julia was his old girl. She passed aaway...forgot how. Every so often he mumbles in his sleep about her. Gabby's turn to make a sadistic post.
*He chuckles and sits back down*

Derek-" So both of you lost loved girls? Glad to know I'm not alone... shocked you didn't go crazy like I did after losing Maria..."

*Zym rubs the back of his head*
Zym: Well, can't say much for Clyde here...
*He pulls his hair into his paws and messes with the giant green bead at the end*
Zym: Reminds me of when I evolved. When I was given my sitar and needles by my friend. First mission I embarked. I was excited. It was the first time I would go out in disguise. I was already pretty girly then. Same set up and deal. Get this leader hammered then trick him into doing it with me. Though, he wasn't all too thrilled when he found out I was a guy...tried to shoot me actually. But I did what was there to do. I took out a set of my needles, threw them at his legs. The poison in them numbed them. That's when I threw a pair across his head. making it a noose. I took the other end and hung it in his closet. That's when I pulled them hard enough to cut right down to his bone. Making it look like he hung himself.
*He rubs his mouth*
Zym: the things he made me do...
*He shivers a little*

*A Typholsion walks up to the group.*
F-"We are all one, big, happy family, aren't we?"

Derek-" Wait, things he made you do?"
*He steps in front of the Typhlosion and looks at Zym.*
Derek-" What are you talking about?"

Zym: Rather not say. ^_^;;
*He looks at the typlosion*

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T-"We are all a family that will be happy no matter what are conditions are."