Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Derek is getting dragged along on his belly, making absolutely no effort at all to try to move on his own. He's just biting down on Lilly's tails, letting her little self drag big old chicken along.*
Derek-" You smell purdy Lilly." ♥_♥

*Mark stops when a bit of yellow liquid falls from a drain above him, onto his head. He gets a -_- face as he looks up through the urine.*
Mark-" I think this is one of the houses.... Kendra? Do me a favor? Whoever that is up there, go bite their privates off. They deserve it for urinating on my head."

*Will stares at Sunlight with a ._.' face.*
"What? What's wrong Sunlight?"

*The only thing that's seen of Kendra after he says that is the flash of her tail disappearing into the pipe. There is a scream, a thud, and before long, Kendra comes back, spitting out a pork sword into the water below.*
Kendra-"Yuck. Hairyama's are disgusting...."

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Sunlight: Your paw its gone!

Lilly: Thanks Dad I try to take good care of my fur. ^_^

*Will shrugs.*
"So? Dragon got me. Anyway, how are you?"

*The clock just vanishes as older Ben starts closing in on Sam. Her reverting back to a Pichu he licks his chops hungrily*
Ben:...meal...

Sunlight: Weakened, and de evolved but at least I'm in one piece.

*Mark sits there with a ._. face.*
Mark-" You actually bit it off.... did you kill him, or did he just pass out from shock?"

♥_♥ Derek-" Kiss the chicken you beautiful little foxy girl."

*Sam trips and tumbles onto the ground a few times, not quite used to being short yet. She just starts to sob when she turns around to face Ben.*
Sam-" Ben... what are you doing...?"

"Aye...At least your safe too."

Kendra-"He's passed out."

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*Shadow thumps Derek's head.*

Lilly: Dad were looking for Sam remember?

Sunlight:So come to get food from the valley?

Ben:...about to eat...
*He slowly starts walking to her, teeth beared*
Ben: ...you remind me of someone...but who...
*He bites down on her leg, making sure to break it. His voice sound raspy. A part of his ear is missing and two of his tails are gone*

*Will opens his mouth, then shuts it.*
Will-"There's food here? Huh, didn't know that. No, I came to see you with Moonlight."

Sunlight: Reason everyone built this place, to grow food.

Moonlight: Derek thought up the idea of pitting a dome around the valley since everyone was running out of food. Matt and his um girlfriend, mate, wife person made crystals that make rain and sunlight.

Derek-" Oh yeah... looks like we're heading up towards Alia's old house in the mountains." .-.

Mark-" Well give him some mercy woman. A man loses his happy place, his life is over. Just put him out of his misery."
*He slithers up the pipe and out of the toilet, looking down at the Pokemon on the floor.*

*Sam screams and puts a paw on his nose, trying to push it away. The other paw is on his eye, trying to poke it so he'll get away from her. She's using her free leg to kick him in the cheek.*

*Will nods, thinking.*
"Interesting...And Matt has a lover? Good for him." ^-^

*The Hairyama is laying on the ground, bleeding all over the floor as he groans in pain, loudly.*

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*A little Bachuru drops down on Will's head.*

Popcorn: Hi I'm Popcorn, why are you talking about my mom and dad?

Lilly: yeah the scent is leading straight there. Which means its going to get a lot colder.

*Will looks up.*
"...They have a kid too?" ._.'

*He backs away and glares at her*
Ben: I know you...your that btch who let me fall off that cliff. Mother Rai also said you always shot me in the head when I was young if you saw something you didn't like about me...
*He licks his chops and glares at her*
Ben: Some mother...you were...

Mark-" It's okay, I'll get you out of here."
*Mark dips his tongue in the poison reserves contained withing his mouth before licking across the Hairyama's eyelids. Should burn right through him, cutting the top part of his head off, slowly anyway. Yay for sadism.*

Derek-" ...Crap, I'm still not very good at cold since Blaziken is out of me."

Axionas said:

*He backs away and glares at her*
Ben: I know you...your that btch who let me fall off that cliff. Mother Rai also said you always shot me in the head when I was young if you saw something you didn't like about me...
*He licks his chops and glares at her*
Ben: Some mother...you were...

*Sam bends down and grabs her leg, squeezing it and trying to get the bleeding to stop. She's crying and wailing as blood pours from the four holes where his canine teeth were.*
Sam-" I am your mother Benjamin! I always will be!"

*The poison does just that, finishing the miserable Pokemon off. Kendra looks up the pipe, calling up to Mark.*
Kendra-"Mark? You get it?"