Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Silver walks over and tugs on Derek's feathers*
are you going to even try to look for Shadow and Icsis?

*Derek, who was sitting on a counter in the kitchen eating a cup of banana pudding, looks down at Silver and offers her a spoonful.*
Derek-" I could, but I see no point in it. Shadow's a big girl, and it would be nice for her to get out of the cave and spend time with that kid. Besides, the longer she stays out there, the longer I can stay unplucked for what I did."

Grace walks over to Silver and Derek.

"Care to fill me in please?"

*Silver looks over at Grace*
um.....nothing big...
*looks up at Derek*
I see. She's going to pluck you clean for this....isn't she.

Derek-" Yeah. And I sent Silver's daughter and my wife out into the darkness after strapping them to a rocket. No idea where they are, but I need to hide here soon in case they come back. Grace, got any good hiding spots?"

*Silver takes one feather out of Derek*
there, one less she needs to take out when she gets back.

Derek-" You little b-!"
*He pulls his hand back and nails Silver in the forehead.*

"You did what?"

She frowns.

Derek-" Here, I'll show you what I did."
*He picks Grace up and starts cramming a crash test helmet onto her head while walking towards the labs where the rockets are located.* :3

*Silver falls on the ground and lays there with a X_x face*

"Let me go!" >.<

((Nightingale rp, Kim?))

Derek-" Okay."
*He duct tapes her down to a rocket and then lets her go. Walking around to the back of the rocket, he aims it out of the main entrance of the cave and lights it, sending her lil blue butt into the atmosphere.*

((in a minute))

*Silver slowly gets up and rubs her face*
ow

Derek gets slammed in the back of the head with a frying pan.

"Nice try, chicken-for-brains. You sent a subsitute up into the heavens. Now luv me." <3

*Derek falls over onto the ground, holding the back of his head while letting out a long line of profanities.*
x__X Derek-" I'm making a homemade Shaymin toilet scrubber tonight!"

"Aww...you'd do that for me?"

She rubs the back of his head.

*Derek grabs a stick and crams it into Grace where the sun don't shine. He then proceeds to the bathroom where he uses her to clean a recently used and unflushed toilet.*
((g2g))

((Later, Derek. Sleep well.))

X_x

"Damn Derek, what the hell have you been eating?"

*After walking all night Shadow sees the cave in the distance.*

*Melody is up and about checking on the kids.*

*Lilly walks over to Derek with a bag off seeds.*

Lilly: Dad we have a problem. Someone put poison in Stardust's favorite seeds.

*Sora is laying next to Alex after having fallen asleep.*

((morning lizzy. still stuck in church for a few hours. :/ ))
*alex is peeking through a door at the back of the trains engine car, leading outside onto a metal walk before joining to the passenger cars back a bit. heavy rain is pelting the glass window of the engine car.*
alex-" I hate the rain.."

*derek, who was asleep on the ceiling, looks down at lilly.*
derek-" so I'll just feed her a few berries until we fix the world. I'll grow her more seeds once the sun is back."