Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

*Laura flies backwards due to the force of the shadowball. The thing stops right in her mouth, plugging it up. The biting problem has pretty much been solved at this point, but the claws... well Aline should see those are still a problem.*

"Agh, Laura..." Aline groans as she rubs her injured jaw. Deciding against wasting more time, Aline tries solving the 'claws' problem by using Grass Knot to tie them together.

*Laura gets tied to the floor by her claws, leaving her to only glare at Aline and let out a stream of fire from her nostrils.*
Chris-" It hurts!"
*Chris rolls around on the floor, crying in pain after having his bang ripped off.*

"You have to be more careful, Chris! Do you want to DIE again!?" Aline snaps at Chris. Shaking her head, Aline picks up Chris' bang, and helps him up. "Urgh...we might be able to get this thing back on if we act quickly enough. We'd need to go get Ribbon, though. Not only that, but we need to get Laura back into her hole.... Don't ever go there again, you hear?"

*Chris slowly whimpers and nods to Aline, giving the wound on her chin a quick lick. The side of his head is bleeding from the spot where it was torn off, and he's still shaking from fear.*
Chris-" IcyPuppy okay...?"

Aline takes out a number of towels and uses them, applying pressure on the wound to try to stop the bleeding.
"Yeah, we definitely need to find Ribbon soon.... MaryAnn, could you go get her while I keep an eye on Chris and Laura?"

MaryAnn silently nods, exiting the scene to go find the magic Shaymin.

Grace is sitting on Derek's head after restoring his plucked @ss back to normal.

*Chris frowns, hating to see MaryAnn get out of his sight for even a second. Seems old blue doggy has gotten attached to that girl over the past few months. Glancing over at Laura, he starts to pant a little at the sight of the flames coming out of Laura's nose.*
Chris-" ...She same lady as nice one before...?"

Glaceon said:

Grace is sitting on Derek's head after restoring his plucked @ss back to normal.

*And blue chicken boy be sitting down in the valley, eating popcorn as he watches the cat Pokemon of the cave use the bathroom on Shadow's head, seeing as her head IS in their sandbox. Their 'Special' sandbox.*

"Yes, Chris, except that she lost her mind.... I'm not even sure why, but I'm sure somebody here can tell me. The problem is that everyone is probably asleep or otherwise trying to relax, and I don't want to bother them," Aline answers. "I really hated having to hurt Laura, so if she ever becomes sane again, I hope she'll forgive me."

*Derek appears on Aline's head, sitting there as if he weighed no more than a feather.*
Derek-" I think I could answer your questions. I've been paying attention to what everyone in the cave is saying. Apparently her soul got trapped in hell for a day, and it made her lose her mind. She kinda adapted in that short time to fighting for her life, seeing as she was getting torn limb from limb otherwise there."

Grace lets out a sigh of relief.

"This is better than watching someone do their business on Shadow's head."

"Ah, Derek. Good evening~ Mmmph, I'm very sorry to hear that that happened to Laura. I can't blame her for going insane like that;I would have, too. Do you think she'll ever become sane again?" Aline asks the blue bird; "Also, would you like some tea and cookies a bit later, once we've got this sorted out?"

*Derek bends over and gives Aline a big cartoonish smooch on the lips, ending up covering her entire face in the kiss. After pulling away, he tosses Grace tot he hungry Laura.*
Derek-" Tea tastes like water someone peed in, and no cookies for me thank you. I got other things to eat."
*He pulls out a platter with deep fried green Honchkrow legs on it and offers Aline a bite.*
Derek-" And no, she's a more serious case of crazy than stink on sht."

Grace looks at Laura.

"Hey Laura...long time no see, eh?" ^^;

"Those are the only things I have as far as midnight snacks go, though. It's chamomile tea, by the way;helps the stomach and also tends to make people drowsy. As for the Honchkrow legs, I have to refuse. I'm strictly vegetarian.... What are we going to do with Laura, anyway? I don't think we can keep her around;she's kind of a health hazard to everyone in the cave. At the same time, I won't allow her to be abandoned, either.... I'll try figuring something out," Aline rambles as she grows slightly worried about MaryAnn not being here already.

Derek-" Eh, just dig her a nice pit and throw her in. Cage it up so she can't get lose and hurt anyone."
*He takes a bite out of the leg, soon turning green himself and spitting it out.*
Derek-" ...Probably should have washed those first.... They taste like dirt, pee, coconuts, and Mother 3 related jokes... horrible."

*Laura headbutts Grace as best she can from her tied up position.*

((Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies? o_O))

"I guess that's what we'll end up doing.... I won't like it, but for the safety of everyone else, I'll do it anyway. Probably overnight or something," Aline concludes. She smiles as MaryAnn enters the room with Ribbon.

"So Chris' bang was cut off? All right, hand it here, I'll try to reattach it..." Ribbon says.

((Why does that ring a bell?))
*And then Ribbon gets glomped by Chris and his still bleeding head. While Ribbon deals with Chris, Derek throws the bird legs over his shoulder so that they roll under a bed.*
Derek-" I can help, but I still fear that she can just dig her way out if not constantly tied down."

Grace squeaks in pain.

"What was that for?!"