Mystery Dungeon Rp/Story

Blaze: Do you really care, mind me asking.


Kane: ;-;


*Zym leaps down besides her, going over and picking up some Jars*

Alex-" Well, I found a bunch of dead bodies, but no ice cream."

*Sam finally gets to shore just as the last parts of the demon get placed into a jar. First the eyes get pulled away from the brain and put into two separate jars, then the brain which was left lying on the sand gets crammed into a jar. Sam picks up the two jars containing the elite guard's eyes and turns them to look at her.*
Sam-" And you probably deserve to stay like this for all eternity. Come on, we have a nice oceanic trench to drop you in."
*She looks around at the jars as all of the muscles and limbs start to move around in the jars - A sign that the demon is angry at what Sam just said as is trying to move its pieces around in an attempt to escape.*

Destiny: I would like to know what happened to them..

Sora: Dead bodies?! 0_0

*Lilly stares at the jars with a 0_o face.*

Lilly: Its still alive?

*Alex moves out of the way and points to the frozen Flygon bodies hanging from the ceiling by hooks.*
Alex-" Yeah. Frozen solid."

Sam-" Yup. Stays alive and can feel everything from its different body parts. It's a cursed seal that can never be undone, from what I've researched. Now come on, lets drop this guard somewhere real wet."
*She tosses Lilly a few jars that contain pieces of the head.*
((g2g))

Sora: 0_0 They never even had a chance.

*Lilly looks at one Jar which has an eye which is staring, or should I say glaring at her.*

Sam-" Creepy, isn't it? Now imagine yourself in that jar for the rest of time, never being able to die or get out. Just a thought for you if you ever decide mouse is on your menu."
*She picks Lilly up and carries her back to the boat which is already loaded with all the jars, then starts paddling back to the main big boat.*

Alex-" I think it's kinda cool... The way they're hanging like that."

Lilly: You know I don't eat meat anymore and even if I didn't I wouldn't hurt family. Though I would put you in the crazy house for 60 bucks.

Sora: How is that cool? Its creepy. How'd they get here anyway?

*Sam leans over onto Lilly, pushing Lilly down onto her back by her shoulders. Sam looks Lilly right in the eyes before sniffing Lilly's chest fur.*
Sam-" You mean kinda like that crazy house you were put in my Chris and Shadow? YOu know... you smell nice. I don't think I've ever tried Fox before. Might be nice to see you fearful of getting eaten by something bigger than you, wouldn't you say?"
*She sticks Lilly's right front paw into her mouth and nibbles on it a bit.*

Alex-" Beats me. Want to go further back into the train and see what else is here?"

Lilly: I was kidding, forgot you don't know how to joke. *Lilly's paw tastes like dog poo me thinks she accidentally stepped in it and couldn't get it all off. I would blame Kane.*

Sora: If there more bodies I'm not going any farther.

*Sam, seeing that Zym's on the boat and wanting to make his nose bleed again, starts licking in between Lilly's toes until they're completely clean. After that, she pulls away and brings Lilly into a deep kiss, getting that same poo taste into Lilly's mouth.*

Alex-" Well, we won't know until we go back."
*He flips the switch for the lights in the train car and starts walking towards the back, heading to the cargo car behind it. And for those of you not keeping track, here's the train order: Engine Car, Passenger Car, Kitchen Car, and Cargo Car.*

*This causes Lilly to throw up in Sam's mouth, jerk away and run to the nearest life raft and hide while throwing up.*

Sora: Hey lets see whats in the boxes. *She goes over to a big wooden one and trys to open it.*

*Sam holds the vomit in her mouth before grabbing Lilly again. She forces Lilly back into the kiss and vomits down her throat.*

*Alex tosses Sora a crow bar.*
Alex-" It smells like something salty to eat."

Sora: Don't like salty stuff all that much. *She uses the crowbar to push it open.*

*Lilly's substitute fades. Yeah shes staying in the life boat this stuff happens to her way to much as it is.*

*Alex laughs and dives into a pile of potato chips that come rolling out.*

Sam-" I'll get you to smooch with me more one day Lilly!"
*She finally pulls the small boat up beside the main boat and starts loading the glass jars onto the boat.*

Lilly: You really are sick you know that?

*Sora laughs and pushes open another box that has cookies in it.*

Sam-" I know. I'm related to Rai, remember?"
*She climbs onto the boat and starts puttering away from the beach, out to the ocean.*

Alex-" Oh, if only I could eat this stuff. Wish I wasn't an ugly Sableye."

Sora: Your not ugly Alex.

Lilly: Yeah I know. I think I have the craziest family ever.

Sam-" You were adopted. Your family is dead."
*She goes back to whistling while steering.*

Alex-" I creep people out. Never was really able to go into any towns."

*Kane is staring at the engine of the large ship*
Kane: ._. I wanna mess with it...
Zym: >_>

Lilly:......*Her ears droop and she stops talking and just stares at the water.*

Sora: Thats just cause not many Pokemon were used to seeing Sableye.